TENNIS THREAD- we're moving on to the Hard Courts and the North American Swing. With a quick clay pit stop to win a cow or two. .

[Raahh]

I think this thread may take longer to fill than the last one.

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Are they back? I’m getting confused

Oh- they are back- together.

Not sure what happened there then.

X Post.

No idea what is going on.

Oh look a teenager without a phone. She’s very cool looking.

The umpire has to call the lines. That’s going to go well.

ELC has not really had the roll out this past few months that they perhaps might have liked.

So many teething problems.

“Bublik is not happy” should be a T-shirt slogan

Are the officials arguing with each other now?

They've gone from a bit of drizzle to completely dismantling and wrapping up the court.

And no play before 17.30.

Does that mean their time- or 16.30 uk time?

Mambo number 5....

Someone is dancingon the wet covers.

Got to be an Elf and safety risk, that.

Now there’s a woman attempting to dance on the cover

This is crackers. I was going to turn over, but it's oddly fascinating.

you can tell these people are used to constant rain

Is she stripping?

It really is Butlins , in Austria, isn't it?

we need subtitles

Absolutely, they are going to make the most of this.

If Kitzbuhel was twinned with anywhere in England it would be somewhere like Scarborough.

Macarena time

In another edition of 'Things that would never happen at Wimbledon'...

Why do I feel like the woman is the Fun Police?

They should throw a bottle of fairy liquid on that cover if they want some real fun

oh no- now they are doing water slides.

I LOVE these people .

I can’t stop watching. It’s totally distracted me from what I was doing

The guy in his boxers 😂

It was nuts .

Why didn't Cliff ever do that?

That has set the standard for rain delays everywhere, now. I want entertaining.

No play before 18:00 now