TENNIS THREAD- we're moving on to the Hard Courts and the North American Swing. With a quick clay pit stop to win a cow or two. .

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I think this thread may take longer to fill than the last one.

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Stupid place to put it!

Sue them Gael. They love a good lawsuit in the US

This court is just not big enough for Gael to sprint around it.

They need the sign- without pissing off the Swiss watch sponsor

Do they need a drill?

This is funny. The commentators debating whether the blokes can move it- how many umpires does it take to move a sign?

The metal bits are still there though- it's just the other way around, numpties.

Definitely. Set him up for a very tidy retirement.

We all saw it, if he needs witnesses (I will travel to Washington if he pays).

It might be easier to just move Gael, rather than the sign.

To a bigger area.

They've moved it back where it was!

Put towels round the sharp edges.

Have they never baby proofed anything?

Men.

Good grief Gael- -stop running into things!

It's a good thing there are no line judges- Gael would have been disqualified for knocking them all over.

Oh no- Holger has withdrawn.

Oh no what happened to Holger?

Don’t know what to think about this

I think they said it was his back, Jane.

I'm not sure what to think of him teaming up with a Djokovic person. (Jannik too, but still).

I hope Holger doesn't start eating figs.

Damn it

And why Cincy, and not Toronto?

Although Holger might not play Toronto, if he's injured this week.

Does this guy work for the Washington tourist board?

Gael looks knackered

To be fair, Gael always looks knackered . He's a bit like Danill.
Maybe he was hoping he actually had hurt himself badly on the board thing- and could scarper after the first game.

2024 was just last year? You don't say.

The bell tolling? he's losing a match, not dying!

Ah well

Well done Wu.

Even though I kept thinking the commentators were going 'Wooo!' because I wsn't really paying attention.

Well done Wu. I love that shade of green he’s wearing