MAFSAUS THREAD 6- come gather around my plate of meat, fishy babies, gaslighting, Tony Time and double dipping.

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Oh, fuck off Ryan

Didn’t he tell everyone she gave good head?

I was just about to say this!

I’m actually glad Jacqui pulled him up on that!

Good for you, Jackie!

He can’t hack it when he feels it diminishes him but it’s ok to diminish her.

It's just a way to control Jacqui for him.

Hard not to keep track when it's only been 3 times 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Last Friday night???

Ooh an ultimatum! That's not on.

He has major issues around being seen to be the big man.

Ryan and Jacqui are like the bloody hokey cokey. Left foot in, right foot out, in, out, in, out, ad nauseum

Jackie's beginning to sound far more switched on.

He’s got a fucking cheek with his threats to walk if she brings up their sex life again, when he was the one who told the group “she gives good head”

I could do with them both leaving now. They’re both irritating the shit out of me.

Oops Jacqui

Lauren, tut tut, mean girl.

Ryry takes himself terribly, terribly seriously doesn't he? It's such a turn-off in a man, imo.

Ryan's masculinity has been threatened, therefore he now must punish Jacqui for emasculating him. Wanker. He likes to think of himself as an alpha male, but he isn't even a zeta. More like that one eyed, 3 legged outcast in a pack of wolves that has to steal scraps from the alphas.

Maybe if there was more sausage in and sausage out, they would be a bit more relaxed and less annoying.

Beth didn't need to get involved

Fuck off Ryan. Little boy is feeling threatened.

Him and Lauren should get together and have their classy conversations.

I wonder what she said, any guesses?

Called him a knob?

Double standards at play, it's OK for Ryan to talk about their sex life, but not Jacqui, and it's 'classless ' of Beth to mention it.

Ryan would love me. I swear like a sailor and give no fucks if any man finds me "classless". Wanker.

He needs to offload some of that testosterone...oh dear...ick..