MAFSAUS THREAD 6- come gather around my plate of meat, fishy babies, gaslighting, Tony Time and double dipping.

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I can't think of a decent title

Does Lauren think she's Jackie Onassis?

The Queen would have been more laid back and relaxed. Lauren would probably think that the Queen was common.

I’m late but I’m here, and I’ve got wine 🍷

Ryan is such an incel

I feel like you all have my back and I appreciate you always showing up for me

Do you like me? Was Jackie serious?

Shhh! No wine talk!

I’m all out and skint until payday next week! 😩😭😂

I’ve got mint tea! 😉

Awhina thinks sex=love. When it doesn't.

It does not surprise me at all, that the English girly Beth, gets on great with Jamie 😂

Awhina is an idiot. I've decided. She has a son ffs

I don't think Dave is quite as into Jamie as she is into him, or he doesn't show it as much.
Hope I won't be proved right about this though.

Today was my last day of maternity leave so it’s inadvisable because tomorrow is one hell of a school day, but also needed because I have sorrows to drown 🥺🥺

Ryan will not be having sex any more with Jacqui now.

Ryry gonna go cray cray

I have Ribena…..😐

Wacki Jacqui gonna get it later. And not a boning

Oh god. Poor Ryan 😂

Crack on then bab!! 🍷

I have full sugar coke that I stole.

Veronica is very confrontational

I was just thinking that!

Ryan has zero sense of humour

Just focus on the joy of being able to drink a cuppa whilst it's hot, eat lunch in peace and have adult conversations that don't involve which baby wipes are on Clubcard price at Tesco. That got me through the first few weeks.

Ryan is a hypocrite. Remember when he told the guys she gives good head?!