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[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

Just kick him hard in his failing kidney Caleb, ffs…

Kill him Caleb and bury him under the walnut whip

There is no way Joe would know any of that. He wasn't interested in Caleb when Anthony went missing. He was too busy trying to get Noah's kidney and shagging Dawn 🙄

Perhaps Caleb will kill Joe just as Dawn walks in?

How can she look at Billy’s beautiful face and say that? 🥹

Devilled kidney

The problem is you’re shagging Joe

😁

Billy looks like he's mistimed his morning egg or something. Hardly devo-ed 😂

Billy might go and finish off Joe now

does Emmerdale think that Joe repeatedly saying he was very grateful will appease people who donated a kidney

Does he fuck love her

Joe isn't capable of love.

Your favourite person John - Mackenzie

Kim needs to stop pussyfooting around Joe and turn him in

We still haven't seen why Mackenzie was running through the woods.

This wedding stuff is all rip off Robron. WTF are they playing at?

Kim’s lost her spark, she would have wiped the floor with Joe previously.

Still think that’s connected to finding Nate.

I hope Kim is plotting something because Kim Tate wouldn't put up with Joe's shit.

Surely Caleb needs to set John onto Joe with his pharmaceutical camper van. One word to John that The Murder Club is in danger and John will sort it.

When Billy finds out he might do Caleb a favour. I reckon we’re heading to another whodunnit. Noah can be another suspect.

Who you gonna call? Johnbusters!

I didn’t see that preview when he was running through the woods. Was he wearing a hospital gown? I still think the sleeping patient is just like him 😆

Maybe that’s why he hates Mackenzie because he reminds him of Aidan 😄