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[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

Dawn deserves to lose Billy.

Dawn is an idiot and I have no sympathy for her.

Another shite episode.

No chemistry between Dawn and Joe or Vinny and Gabby.

@JaneJeffer lots of pics of Isabel's wedding on Instagram. Eden was a bridesmaid

I hope Dawn dumps Billy and then Joe dumps her. I don't know how it will work if re living arrangements at Home Farm though.

I’ve had a nosey. She looked beautiful. Seemed like a really relaxed wedding.

You might have noticed I find yout posts very entertaining and funny by my emojis dotted throughout the thread! As it's been commented on before, reading these threads is far more entertaining than watching the actual soap! 😅

So who is the corrugated hair boy?! I can't picture him...

That was my comment on Noah's hair@BooseysMom

it resembles the up and down ridges of a corrugated sheet - it ripples across his head, it is obviously naturally curly and he is plastering it down to his head to make it flatter, trying to be trendy but not quite working...

Breathe through the pain everyone

I’m doing my yoga breathing @JaneJeffer , it’s not working.

Ugh Dawn go jump in the lake

They’re reusing Robron stuff now with the talk of a Vegas wedding 🙄

Hi everyone. I’ve missed several episodes due to moving house so I’ve relied on the thread for a catch up 😊

I'm just looking forward to Joe dumping Dawn after she's dumped Billy 🤞🏻

Hope move went well @Jitterybugs2 , you haven’t missed much, thread is better x

Dawn just quoted you 🤣🤣

Hi @Jitterybugs2I was going to go looking for you if you didn’t turn up! Hope the move went well.

Inspector Caleb is on the case

I was quoting her! Are you behind? 😂

You must be a few minutes ahead 🤷🏻‍♀️

Joe won't be happy that Dawn has given the game away to Inspector Caleb.

Eavesdropping at the Woolpack again 🤣

Ooh Charity earwigging

Surely Billy was only looking online because Dawn was getting it on with someone else and not him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Dawn's such a hypocrite, and completely dense.

Joe’s ears🤣

On Lorraine this morning, Ned Porteous was on and I’ve never noticed before but he has such a pointy chin