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[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

Murder Club angst

John’s got his eye on Jai now

Don’t collapse Steph or John will get you!

I hate it too. I think the point is wear Lynx and you'll even be irresistible to dogs.

Why is Joe back?

Her lovely cousin to the rescue

He’ll take her to the private clinic and see if she’s got any organs worth stealing for spares

🤣

does Dr. Whisper do nose jobs?

I suppose that’s Billy’s exciting weekend to Scarborough cancelled

Joe! Dawn is going to spot him.

Steph was just about to tell Joe that Anthony is her biological father

Not only nicking Kerry. You killed Tracey's dad!!

Kerry has had an epiphany

Did Joe come in via the secret tunnel that Dr Whisper uses? Surely Dawn and Billy would have seen him

We all regret it Kerry. Stupid Emmerdale storyliners 🤬

Don’t worry Emmerdale we won’t forgive and forget

#justice for Frank

So Joe does love Dawn then?

Not unless he got a heart transplant as well

Steph doesn’t trust John

Oooohhhh. Is Anthony still alive? Or did Jai send the flowers as some sort of game.

Or did John send the flowers to either set Jai up or to cause Steph/Ruby to have a meltdown and he can be there to save the day. Again 🙄

I hope Anthony still isn’t alive

i want to know who is in the hospital bed FFS

I hope not but the thought has crossed my mind in recent weeks that he might turn up

We all do. It would be more interesting than whether Anthony is still around and Johns weird hero complex thing