Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Welcome to Emmerdale Plot Recycling Depot. No script ever wasted

[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

Oh fuck off

This is sickening

Take Victoria and I'll give you a shiny pound John.

John! Have you met Kammy? 🙏

Can Nessa be John's next victim?

Well that was a huge pile of shite to cram into one episode

The sound of those pennies dropping to everyone except the inhabitants of Emmerdale is deafening.

Well. That was all really underwhelming as we've known all along that John was responsible for Nate's death and for setting Ella up. Not quite the brilliant reveal that Emmerdale were hoping for 🙄

Aaron went out with Alex, a real doctor

I feel sorry for poor old Barry! Just sat having a nice peaceful time with his dog😂.

The Specsavers bits are the best part of Emmerdale

They’ve told this story all wrong

How long are we going to have to put up with John nearly killing people? And who is in the bloody bed????

Underwhelming. I'm off to watch Eldorado.

It’s given me a headache

I don’t think the comments on Instagram are quite what they were aiming for 🤣

Eh? Sorry, just realised what you meant! Is it Aiden Moore?

This is true. We didn’t find out who was in the bed. That’s disappointing

I bet whoever's in the bed was another 'oops' by John

Once again no one in soap land has heard of UC…..

Could it be the army mate, the one whose dog tags he had? Or has that already been explained, I can't remember?

What are the comments? I don't do Instagram.

I really thought it was Mack in the bed

So John has a saviour complex! Aaron saying about having a word with Liam about how he spoke to John, who is he ...his dad?🙄

A selection:

Please get rid of boring Nessa

Wasn't robert supposed be back few weeks ago?

Absolute ridiculous scenes tonight how long will this drag on for?

Ridiculous

What is his motive ???

Not exactly the high praise I feel they were expecting 😂