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[TellingBone]

Serial killer shenanigans ahoy

You’ll learn nothing there Jacob

I'm surprised the surgery has any patients. I'd be getting the bus to Hotten rather than letting those lot loose with my medical history.

Not medical anyway. He might learn something he shouldn't.

I still think it’s Mack in the bed

I hate all these Ballamory flashbacks

Johns an idiot

What a muddle I hate flashing !! Back or forwards 🤣

Why has he taken Jacob’s epi pen?

That's why I told everyone to pay attention 🤣

Why indeed. I think Jacob is next to experience dodgy John

Vic told him about Jacob’s allergy and we know he likes to play the hero

Oh. How stupid. Taken the epi pen to be the saviour

I wondered when he heard from Victoria last now about how she nearly killed him if John is going to deliberately do the same then be the hero and save him

Emmerdale kids have a lot of dental appointments

No cameras in the surgery waiting room then? Lucky John and his no doubt hidden packs of peanuts.

Yep he’s going to do something to Jacob I reckon… then redeem himself as if he has saved him to get back in Liam’s good books

Get us a satay

Exactly what he did to Chas.

Almond milk latte. Oh dear

Pesky peanuts of peril incoming.

All those milkshakes they have in the cafe.

John did it all

We knew it! Poor Ella is innocent 😡

Almond milk latte. What could possibly go wrong

And nobody is one bit surprised 🤣