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MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 5 (No Spoilers): Man Baby Strops over Promo flops, Secret Dates with boy mates, delulu Jacqui always wanting her own way, the dinner party chaos will bring forth the cray cray.

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browneyes77 · 27/03/2025 20:12

And here we go again….!

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Appalonia · 28/03/2025 17:00

TinselAngel · 28/03/2025 13:37

I’m not going to know what to do with myself tonight. No MAFS or Severance.

If you've got Netflix, The Residence is a fun watch. It's a nursery mystery set in the Whitehouse, by the team that made Bridgerton. I watch TOTP reruns on a Friday night, the Twitter commentary is hillarious!

Appalonia · 28/03/2025 17:03

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 28/03/2025 13:41

I’ve been listening to Lauren’s (from last year) weekly podcast and it’s worth a listen. It’s at the Aussie pace so I’ve only listened up to week 4. She described Adrian as talking as if he had a c*ck in his mouth and I did think how much I miss her insights at the dinner party

What's that podcast called please? I listen to MAFS HYSTERIA and Lara on Eyre, both of which are v funny!

ExtraPaddingForFallingOver · 28/03/2025 17:12

JellyBeanSpring25 · 28/03/2025 15:22

I read on X that some of the grooms in the promo were from the next series 🤔

Ooo that’s interesting, I might go back and have a better look 😁

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 28/03/2025 17:12

@Appalonia

It’s called MAFS Afterparty with Lauren Dunn.

MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 5 (No Spoilers): Man Baby Strops over Promo flops, Secret Dates with boy mates, delulu Jacqui always wanting her own way, the dinner party chaos will bring forth the cray cray.
SerenaSemolena · 28/03/2025 17:40

TinselAngel · 28/03/2025 13:37

I’m not going to know what to do with myself tonight. No MAFS or Severance.

Have you watched This City Is Ours on iPlayer?
That'll give you something to get engrossed in.

CrystalMighty · 28/03/2025 17:46

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 28/03/2025 17:12

@Appalonia

It’s called MAFS Afterparty with Lauren Dunn.

I LOVED Lauren, but wow this picture of here.... Unrecognisable with all those fillers 😬

greengreyblue · 28/03/2025 18:03

Lauren who?

Cakeandcheeseforever · 28/03/2025 18:09

Oh. I watched the Mafs with Lauren in it, but had no idea that was the same Lauren in the picture above! Shows how fillers make you look like everyone else with fillers.

Pianoaholic · 28/03/2025 18:16

I thought that the 'extra' grooms in the promo might be spares they had lined up in case needed, since so many are fucking off this series! (Though, unfortunately they seem to return).

FuzzyPuffling · 28/03/2025 18:24

Gardener's World is on instead.

thenightsky · 28/03/2025 18:30

Caught up with last night's episode at last. No way is Katie Holmes/Veronica going to stay with Eliot. You can see the scales falling from her eyes at great speed.

QueSyrahSyrah · 28/03/2025 18:32

CrystalMighty · 28/03/2025 17:46

I LOVED Lauren, but wow this picture of here.... Unrecognisable with all those fillers 😬

Same! If I’d seen that picture out of context I’d never have recognised her in a million years. Had a sneak of her Instagram and the videos are worse, the apples of her cheeks don’t move at all when she speaks 😬

CrystalMighty · 28/03/2025 18:51

QueSyrahSyrah · 28/03/2025 18:32

Same! If I’d seen that picture out of context I’d never have recognised her in a million years. Had a sneak of her Instagram and the videos are worse, the apples of her cheeks don’t move at all when she speaks 😬

Just why oh whyyy do they do it? She was naturally so pretty 🤦‍♀️

greengreyblue · 28/03/2025 19:13

Never heard of Lauren Dunn. What’s she famous for apart from Botox?

FriendofDorothy · 28/03/2025 19:22

rainbowruthie · 28/03/2025 14:47

Oooh yes I would.
Some are weirdly fascinating and some I am actually rooting for - particularly Dave and Jamie

I love Jamie and Dave and I live in fear that they might turn out to be arseholes.

thenightsky · 28/03/2025 19:24

greengreyblue · 28/03/2025 19:13

Never heard of Lauren Dunn. What’s she famous for apart from Botox?

She was last year's MAFSAUS version of Jamie. But even more outspoken. I loved her.

ruethewhirl · 28/03/2025 20:44

TinselAngel · 28/03/2025 13:37

I’m not going to know what to do with myself tonight. No MAFS or Severance.

IKR! I loved Severance, having withdrawal symptoms already.

natalieplusone · 28/03/2025 22:10

Can't tell what Adrian is saying

dijonketchup · 28/03/2025 22:11

PrettyFlyforaMaiTai · 27/03/2025 20:34

Whenever I think Jacqui is crazy, I am soon reminded that Ryan is a piece of shit who seems to love negging her.

Such a toxic couple!

Catching up, and I find Ryan so passive-aggressive. Telling the new couple “great vows guys” in that lil speech was ABSOLUTELY directed to goad Jacqui, but he knew he would get away with it because he was ‘just being nice.’

thenightsky · 28/03/2025 22:18

natalieplusone · 28/03/2025 22:10

Can't tell what Adrian is saying

I wonder if he has an alcohol problem.

Outofthepan · 28/03/2025 22:24

thenightsky · 28/03/2025 22:18

I wonder if he has an alcohol problem.

Drugs

natalieplusone · 28/03/2025 22:46

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 28/03/2025 13:41

I’ve been listening to Lauren’s (from last year) weekly podcast and it’s worth a listen. It’s at the Aussie pace so I’ve only listened up to week 4. She described Adrian as talking as if he had a c*ck in his mouth and I did think how much I miss her insights at the dinner party

This is hilarious

natalieplusone · 28/03/2025 22:56

Dillite2 · 27/03/2025 20:53

Adrian's meat?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

greengreyblue · 29/03/2025 08:08

thenightsky · 28/03/2025 19:24

She was last year's MAFSAUS version of Jamie. But even more outspoken. I loved her.

Oh right. I didn’t watch last year’s Aussie series, just the U.K. one.

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/03/2025 09:17

Caught up last night. Adrian is definitely the worst person on there now. Lauren's new husband looks like he's had a LOT of work done. I quite admired Jacqui's outfit last night - no tits, don't care 😁

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