MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 5 (No Spoilers): Man Baby Strops over Promo flops, Secret Dates with boy mates, delulu Jacqui always wanting her own way, the dinner party chaos will bring forth the cray cray.

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And here we go again….!

Last night he sounded like he couldn't even be bothered forming his words properly, although I do realise booze was most likely in the mix.

Wonder if it'll be the gold bikini next week ... and an earmuff hairdo. 😄

(OK, I am very sleep-deprived today... 😄)

Aw, I am still rooting for Clint, Lauren's new guy, to be a fan fav. Botox, hair plugs and all. Although I think he's probably as boring as f*ck IRL.

Billy bringing the drama - I wish it'd been said when his "wife swap" comment was, if it's when Sierrah was walking around with a face like a slapped arse, or if it was after that last commitment ceremony, if it was a clear jest early on.

I can't get my head around what Adrian / Jaquie / Ryry hope to achieve - airtime sure, but out there in the real world who would want to date these people when their time on screen is over?

There’s much worse things than rich and boring.

Clint reminds me of Elon Musk !

I’m not going to know what to do with myself tonight. No MAFS or Severance.

I’ve been listening to Lauren’s (from last year) weekly podcast and it’s worth a listen. It’s at the Aussie pace so I’ve only listened up to week 4. She described Adrian as talking as if he had a c*ck in his mouth and I did think how much I miss her insights at the dinner party

Let’s face it they’re all in it for the exposure etc not one genuine one amongst them. Why do you think Eliot has come crawling back! All these reality programs are for their 5 mins of fame but unfortunately us gullible ones me included are taken in

Yes, that has been mentioned (by me actually on a previous page!!) but well spotted!

He is definitely very Elon Musk like isn't he (Clint?!)

I’m afraid I only got to the first commitment ceremony before throwing in the towel this year. I can’t cope with any more of Jacquie’s fake crying, Ryan’s ‘ or Adrian’s weird way of talking. I just cba. Is it worth diving back in?

….. and Joe Swash!

I’m new to this series but, good Lord. Adrian and Elliot should date each other.

Oooh yes I would.
Some are weirdly fascinating and some I am actually rooting for - particularly Dave and Jamie

Was out last night so just caught up now; possibly the best episode since the Domenica v Olivia broken wine glass days?

A random selection of thoughts below..

• If I wasn’t baby trapped I would have screamed YES at the TV when gorgeous Veronica called Elliot out on the Margarita comments. Very glad the scales are falling from her eyes. Was very frustrated that nobody pointed out to him that his honeymoon with Lauren was all filmed.

• Not sure if anyone else caught it but Lauren told Elliot he smelled better than before when they said hello after he first walked in 😆 Nice back handed compliment

• Sierah can get in the bin. Imagine paying all that money for Botox to have a perpetual sulky bitch face. I’d want a refund.

• Awfina needs to just pack her stuff and go back to her Son. She’s lovely and she doesn’t deserve this shit. Hopefully there’ll be some decent Men in her DMs.

• Loved how Lauren conducted herself in the delusional face of Elliot and new-husband being the right level of back up without tipping into aggro.

• I thought we were going to escape RyRy and the Grinch completely but her desperately trying to claw back some attention and prove that they match up to the actually happy couples by asking him for a public list of compliments was the funniest tragedy I’ve ever seen. How can a lawyer be so stupid?

• I took Billy’s unwise wife swap comment to have come after the Adrian/Sierah suspicions and in a sarcastic ‘well shall we just swap since you’re trying to bang my wife and I can’t stand her’ kind of a way. Not ideal but no Jack Lobster from last year.

• Eliot & Adrian should both just fuck off, and keep fucking off until they eventually get all the way back here, and then fuck off again.

• Jeff & Rhi and Jamie & Dave for the joint King & Queen of Australia please.

• Loved the ixperts opinions on everything, just wish they actually carried it all through into the CC.

• No strong thoughts on anyone else today.

• The person I feel most sorry for in ALL of this is Adrian’s twin. What if he is a really nice guy, and now he’s going to be swerved by every Woman ever for the rest of his life because people mistake him for his absolute fucktrumpet smugfaced mumbling muppet brother?

Can I just say that your last paragraph is the best description of Adrian to date.

Also Elliot reminds me of a cross between Eric from the Little Mermaid and Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. He’s got all the nastiness, over-pumped ego and smug entitlement to a pretty trad-Wife of Gaston and the floppy hair of Eric.

@QueSyrahSyrah Omg your Adrian and Eliot should just fuck off bit made me choke on my coffee, I’ve splattered my top 🤣🤣🤣

I’m late to the show, but started Slow Horses last weekend so I’ll be watching that until MAFS Monday!

It’s the fact they used people who aren’t even in the show in the promo, so not just 9 out of 10 people, but a few good looking unknowns too 🤣 ooo that must have stung!

I read on X that some of the grooms in the promo were from the next series 🤔

Elliott makes my blood boil, really detest him
Love Billy, he's gorgeous

@QueSyrahSyrah

• The person I feel most sorry for in ALL of this is Adrian’s twin. What if he is a really nice guy, and now he’s going to be swerved by every Woman ever for the rest of his life because people mistake him for his absolute fucktrumpet smugfaced mumbling muppet brother?

😂

@ExtraPaddingForFallingOver · Today 15:21

It’s the fact they used people who aren’t even in the show in the promo, so not just 9 out of 10 people, but a few good looking unknowns too 🤣 ooo that must have stung!

LOL! 😆 I wonder why though... Why some of the people in the 'promo' were not part of the show?

I assumed they'd included some randoms to maintain some mystery as to who was actually in this year's ixpiriment. But then I also assumed they'd left out other husbands too.

Why did they exclude just Adrian? Did he have too much of an Instagram profile with his twin (I don't want to look because I don't want spoilers) or were the producers deliberately shit stirring? (In which case, well played 👏👏)

Yes - we said this. Particularly in his profile picture thingy.