MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 4 (No Spoilers): Next couples tasks - ‘How to mute Morena’, ‘The Difference between personal qualities and a CV’ & ‘How to apply baby oil correctly’.

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Let the shitshow commence…..

To browsyork:-

No. most people agree with me. Kind regards

To:-

Pianoaholic
Clint = Elon Musk😳👍Nice one

Dillite2
Group botox - loving it 👍 O so true

PerfectYear321
Agreed. "Budgie Elliott" wanted a younger woman. Agreed:- he is not a catch. 👍

Didn’t have time did they?

I really feel for Awhena. She's really quite emotionally intelligent and mature for her age, but also trashy and a bit vulnerable at the same time. Adrian's a pig.

Hate Eliot. His new wife is beautiful, but I can't stand her over the top forced laughter every 5 seconds.

Of all the men this series, I could only marry Dave or Jeff. Both really solid guys.

Awhina needs to find a top that contains her breasts! I do think she’s one of those people who will accept any poor behaviour. She’s too vulnerable. She was still sticking up for him not getting on the shoot. If she accepts him back then he knows he can walk all over her. He’s really shown his true colours. He’s on the show for exposure and fame cos he THINKS he’s god’s gift.

I don't like Lauren.

Her face is reconstructed with filler. Scary.

God knows what he thinks he’s going to be famous for? Mumbling and having weird facial hair?

If I remember correctly, Lauren was appalling in the early stages- saying men were pussies and being really snide about Jamie.
Awhina- wake up- Adrian left YOU because he didn't get chosen for a photo shoot??? That shows exactly how much he values your marriage - i.e not at all. He's just in it for the fame and the game, not genuine at all.

Lauren used an Aussie insult for Jamie. I can't remember what it was but she basically called her a chav.

Bogan. She said her behaviour was boganic.

Bogan! She called her a bogan.

That was it! Cross-posted.

i know it might be editing, but afterwards he said ‘the most important thing is to be honest’ Endometriosis isn’t a misdemeanour that you have to own up to. It’s an awful condition.
I really felt he said it because he thought his bride was faulty …..given the previous Eliot we saw 2 minutes ago, it’s hard to not be so cynical about him

As for the flowers every Friday, it made me smile because my good friend has always had a theory on this (after divorcing a very materialistic wife)
He said you are always going to lose if you buy your wife flowers every week, because on the week you can’t, she’ll be put out or wonder what’s going on.
If you buy your wife flowers spontaneously, you’ll get a far better outcome ….we’ve joked that you can apply that to all of life really

Flowers every week is ridiculous

Clint will just get his PA to order them for a weekly delivery! seems she wont be happy with a petrol garage bunch of carnations :-)

Eliot's new wife, Veronica, really reminds me of Katie Holmes.

Under promise and over deliver 🏆

Jacqui reminds me so much of another lady that I think was on it last year who was not very nice, it wouldn't surprise me if she was an actress.

Oh yes... the one who claimed to be receiving 'psychic downloads'.

Madeleine, I think. Proper batshit crazy.

No not her she was as mad as a box of frogs, I'm going to have to find her name now.

I agree about Katie deserving another chance, though I’d be wary of trusting the ixperts if I was her

Yeah I’d be fed up of finding vases and dealing with the dead ones!

Adrian stropping off because he wasn’t included in the promo was hilarious. I’m willing to bet he’ll be back (and still not included in the promo)