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MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 4 (No Spoilers): Next couples tasks - ‘How to mute Morena’, ‘The Difference between personal qualities and a CV’ & ‘How to apply baby oil correctly’.

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browneyes77 · 20/03/2025 20:23

Let the shitshow commence…..

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AllyDally · 26/03/2025 21:58

mewkins · 26/03/2025 21:53

Lauren was a right cow at the hen night, describing Jaime in quite a nasty way. She seemed more normal on her wedding day but was that not just because she was sitting next to her properly evil sister?

Yes she was instantly awful to her and came across pretty nasty then. She just seems fake but nothing compared to her sister.

PerfectYear321 · 26/03/2025 22:01

When Clint said he was 53 I actually said 'oh, that makes more sense...it was obviously a mistake when they wrote '43'". He's obviously oblivious that he looks older than his age to make the joke💀

HeBeaverandSheBeaver · 26/03/2025 22:03

Jacqui and Ryan better be there for dinner and couch episode. I really want the panels view on this.

She reminds me of amber heard. I can see now how a woman can be absolutely toxic as well within a relationship . Ryan's not great agreed, but he is being actively patronised and manipulated by her.

AllyDally · 26/03/2025 22:07

HeBeaverandSheBeaver · 26/03/2025 22:03

Jacqui and Ryan better be there for dinner and couch episode. I really want the panels view on this.

She reminds me of amber heard. I can see now how a woman can be absolutely toxic as well within a relationship . Ryan's not great agreed, but he is being actively patronised and manipulated by her.

I flit from feeling like she can't help being like she is to feeling that she is being completely manipulative. Will be interesting to see how things pan out.

HeBeaverandSheBeaver · 26/03/2025 22:10

The I'm trying to teach him comments are awful.

She wants a performing seal

She has said it several times now to his Face too.

I think she is an only child or much much younger sibling been brought up as the spoilt princess daddy's girl. What J wants she gets.

Verucca salt child.

TinselAngel · 26/03/2025 22:21

I thought the back of Lauren’s hair isn’t real?

Stand out for me tonight was Clint’s awful house where you step out the back door straight onto a tennis court.

PerfectYear321 · 26/03/2025 22:23

Can anyone remember whether Eliot and Lauren were intimate?

TitsInAbsentia · 26/03/2025 22:28

TinselAngel · 26/03/2025 22:21

I thought the back of Lauren’s hair isn’t real?

Stand out for me tonight was Clint’s awful house where you step out the back door straight onto a tennis court.

Jeez yes! It was a total money over style place wasn't it Envy <not envy!

BippidyBoppety · 26/03/2025 22:29

PerfectYear321 · 26/03/2025 21:42

Pretty sure Eliot wanted a 25 year old. This woman is 32

Also, Eliot is not a catch at all. Why are they matching some poor sod with him?

She's 28, isn't she? I"m not going back to watch tho, bored to sobs.

murasaki · 26/03/2025 22:29

WeregoingtoIbiza · 26/03/2025 20:59

If Lauren gets flowers every Friday, Jacqui will go mad

My boss actually has flowers for K (his lovely wife who I've known for nearly 20 years) as a reminder in his outlook calendar every Monday....

Italiangreyhound · 26/03/2025 22:32

It's interesting that Eliot was not phased by her endometriosis. I mean good but interesting.

PerfectYear321 · 26/03/2025 22:32

BippidyBoppety · 26/03/2025 22:29

She's 28, isn't she? I"m not going back to watch tho, bored to sobs.

No, definitely 32

Outofthepan · 26/03/2025 22:33

Italiangreyhound · 26/03/2025 22:32

It's interesting that Eliot was not phased by her endometriosis. I mean good but interesting.

He was very phased! Just trying to avoid another kicking off the experts

Italiangreyhound · 26/03/2025 22:37

Poor old Awhina.

Those dresses. They look like they are going to pop out.

Eliot what have you done!

Bleachbum · 26/03/2025 22:38

darksideofthemooncup · 26/03/2025 20:50

Lauren reminds of a young Priscilla Presley

Yes! That’s exactly who she reminds me of! Thank you, it’s been driving me mad!

2025willbemytime · 26/03/2025 22:42

Has anyone else noticed Jacqui's fake crying? Not just tonight's show but from the first time she "cried". Which was on her wedding day.

HumBumBum · 26/03/2025 22:46

Discoprincess6 · 26/03/2025 21:33

This is absolutely boring tonight. I’ve fast forwarded to the end

I’ve given up, will watch it tomorrow <yawn>

Empress13 · 26/03/2025 23:02

Poor girl with Elliot reminds me of Katie Holmes! Elliot is definitely playing it safe this time around not to piss off the ixperts. Thank the lord we won’t have to listen to that bumbling idiot Adrian with subtitles anymore!

murasaki · 26/03/2025 23:13

Eliot will think endo is her fault, and I can't see why on earth a) they gave him a second chance when I thought John wanted to strangle him, and b) one where he has an easy get out and it's not Veronica's fault.

murasaki · 26/03/2025 23:14

Jacqui is gollum in a wig. My precious.

Dillite2 · 26/03/2025 23:19

Outofthepan · 26/03/2025 22:33

He was very phased! Just trying to avoid another kicking off the experts

He was 100% phased. Have you noticed that when there's something that he doesn't like, he starts to have those weird facial twitches and his eyes bulge?

murasaki · 26/03/2025 23:21

Dillite2 · 26/03/2025 23:19

He was 100% phased. Have you noticed that when there's something that he doesn't like, he starts to have those weird facial twitches and his eyes bulge?

Totally. He has clear tells, he'd be a shit poker player.

Seriestwo · 26/03/2025 23:26

Clint’s spent some of his dosh on a hair transplant, hasn’t he?

fair enough, a bit like lip fillers - not for me but I find them mesmerising

JellyBeanSpring25 · 27/03/2025 00:19

Dillite2 · 26/03/2025 23:19

He was 100% phased. Have you noticed that when there's something that he doesn't like, he starts to have those weird facial twitches and his eyes bulge?

It’s like a little chirrup and a tap on his bell with distaste!

Clint seems a nice guy, hope he and Lauren get on well. It’ll be interesting to see how she gels with the rest of the group now.

Voldemortifying · 27/03/2025 00:32

Katie should have had a second chance.

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