MAFSAUS 2025 - Thread 3 (No Spoilers): “TV’s in bedrooms bring on the tears, snoring at bedtime stirs big foghorn fears, gaslighting, AWOLS and warrior things, nobody’s jeans fit as tightly as Tim’s….🎵”

[browneyes77]

Let’s go……

Sat for this dinner party

I just feel sorry for Tony now!

Oh God she can't let it go, can she?

I wouldn’t go to the dinner party if I was him.

Morena is such hard work! Now she’s pissed off that Tony doesn’t wear make up!

Morena: “Tony disappears because he can’t cope”

No bab, he disappears because he can’t get a fucking word in edgeways

I have already run out of snacks.

I can't see that any reflection has happened on Morena's part. ME!! ME!! MEEERENAAAA MEEE. TALK TO MEEE.

And only ever about me.

I cant even listen to senora morena tbh. Dunno how Tony is doing it

Oh, Awfina. He doesn't care. He cares fuck all.

Like a lamb to the slaughter. Morena needs to be called out. So many issues.

Blend Jamie! BLEND!!!

Has Jamie got tarot beer mats?

Dh just said that! 🤣

This is needed tonight.

Just to cope with watching Morena

Jamie trying to “subtly” coach Dave into going in all guns blazing with those tarot beer mats! 😆

All I've got is a cuppa and some Greek yoghurt and honey to help me through tonight. Oh and you lovely lot!

I’m having a gin and tonic as soon as it’s 8pm

It’s not only that I want the salacious tea (whilst drinking it, a la Jamie) It’s because it robs us of context.

I can remember last year they cut an entire section from Richard and Andrea at the commitment ceremony ‘ We fu*ed and su*ed all night

Because it was cut we couldn’t understand why Andrea was so upset and Richie looked the reasonable one

I now watch the Australian version at UK pace.

Who knew you could get Tarot coasters! Gotta love Auzzie practicality.

Myarena, mine, all mine is like a broken record. Do you think she has ever asked Tony how he’s feeling? She’s that colleague at work that no one wants to get trapped in the kitchen with because your ears end up bleeding into your coffee.

What has Jacqui done to her nose?!

Blend your contours people!

Shoved it up Ryan's arse

Ooh Jackie's nose contouring is not exactly subtle.

Jacqui needs to hear this as well 😬

Used creosote instead of bronzer?