Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

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It'll not be long now Nate.

Oooh that's a bit creepy.

I hope Calebs kidney doesn't end up under the machinery in the depot.

This is such a ridiculous story. Why doesn't Joe just ask or go on a waiting list for a donor. Even Ben Stiller was bemused by the kidney story on This Morning!

Ooh er? What’s next …this is stupid !

Ben Stiller? 😂

Was he? I missed that bit on TM but did watch Sharon lol

@JewelleryCat yes he shouted across the studio that he wanted to know more about the kidney story in a tone that suggested it was bonkers! 🤣

He’s right, it is bonkers! I agree with you, he should have just asked Noah and Caleb to be tested

In all the years of bonkers storylines on Emmerdale - and there have been many - I think Joe's kidney story takes the prize.

Utter batshit nonsense!

Agree. Bloody stupid story. So unbelievable.
Dawn is also stupid and unbelievable.
Poor Ella.
Steph doesn't need anything done, she looks like Ruby

This kidney storyline is beyond ridiculous! A load of randoms are suddenly brought in to do whatever Joe wants whether it's beating, drugging or stabbing and meanwhile Dawn is living in la la land planning a new future with him with barely a backward glance at poor Billy!

Let's hope none of these random are the greatest actor ever seen and get kept on. Although I don't think the original bearer of that title was.

Stabbing Caleb is of course the most logical thing to do. I mean it’s so precise, isn’t it, no risk of a struggle, him bleeding to death, organs being damaged, or maybe even turning the knife on the attacker etc…
Good old chloroform not good enough for the Emmerdale writers?
They get paid to write this crap too. Actually get paid.

I know, it's just so unbelievable isn't it

Where is Mack?

I hid the spoiler thread so I wouldn’t see what happened tonight 😭

Don’t worry, they haven’t said what has happened in tonight’s episode 🙂

I didn’t know anything about stabbing Caleb unless I wasn’t paying attention yesterday?

I think they were guessing he was going to be because the dodgy guy Joe met with in the woods, Joe handed him a knife

Did he? I don’t remember that either! Last I saw of them they were in a clinic.

Yeah, it was in the last few minutes of yesterday’s episode. It was a flick knife I think. I think that’s the correct knife term lol

Yes, Joe met scruffy man and handed him a large knife and aid words to the effect if use that to get him.

I need to watch the end again

Caught up this afternoon with the couple of episodes I’d missed. This kidney storyline is beyond crazy. When Joe gave mystery beardy man the knife he’d have been as well giving him an anatomy diagram with it and told him to whip out Caleb’s kidney and bring it to him. It couldn’t get any dafter.

Hiya, had no internet for a couple of days, but should be okay now, hopefully able to watch with you tonight. Totally bonkers episodes this week, hopefully tonight’s will be better.