Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Why no Victoria's secret? Everyone else has one. For now...

[TellingBone]

It'll not be long now Nate.

Don't talk to him Caleb - you'll end up on doctor death's dodgy operating table

Caleb and Noah are both Dingles and Tates. I wonder what that would make them in the family tree

There will only be a tiny scar, they can do it keyhole.

Caleb isn’t a Dingle!

Chas is such a smug cow. We can remember what she was in her earlier life

Wasn’t Faith his mother and Frank his father?

Faith was only a Dingle by marriage though.

Dawn looks weird

A religious thief?

That’s still a Dingle in my book. In Classic Emmerdale, Lisa is a Dingle by marriage but she’s the matriarch of the family

So where does this year's best actor get a flashy car like that? Or is the soo-bar-oo stolen too?

They all look feckin weird tonight. I’m squinting trying to watch it on my phone. I’m at my son’s and don’t know how to work their tv. I should have got the kids to set it up for me before they went to bed.

#team Ella

Yes come on Ella!!

Oh fuck off Chas.

😂

I think that’s different because that’s her married name and Belle is a Dingle. Caleb is a Miligan as are his children and his father is a Tate.

But wasn’t Milligan his adopted name? Oh family trees are confusing. Chas and Cain are his half brother and sister though?

That’s Faith’s maiden name. He has no Dingle blood but shares a mother with Cain and Chas. They all have different fathers; Frank, Zak and Shadrach

Is it? I did not know that. She was married to Shadrach wasn’t she? Gosh, families are confusing lol

Football on tonight so it's not on.

Fell asleep half way through last night and just caught up, feel like I should apologise for accusing Ella of being the blackmailer now 😂 she’s getting a rough ride but why do the scriptwriters do the delay in responding when an innocent is being accused of something, gets my goat!! The kidney storyline is absurd, what the hell are they going to dream up next? As for the Kammy actor, he must be working for free, maybe they’re offering acting internships at ITV now?

Looks like football on Monday too but an hours worth on Tuesday.

Feel sorry for Ella and am totally on her side, Chas is a pain in the arse at the moment. Liam's annoying me as well. And I just don't get them as a couple, don't think they fit well together.
The Joe and kidney story is stupid. Just bloody go private and find a doner like that? I don't know, just sick of Joe as well

Between Corrie and Emmerdale it's musical kidneys these days. Surely someone's due a heart transplant (just for a change) 🫤

Before anyone says the above are flippant remarks I will say I have personal experience of life changing surgeries so the writers have got this storyline all wrong 😕