MAFSAUS - UK PACE (No Spoilers): Livin da Vida Wanktato, Sock Shortages & Small Village Dating.

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Next thread - off we goooo!

I reckon it's an act to make herself stand out and be selected. She's probably quite normal.

Sorry, meant to add to @PerfectYear321 that the upside of an early start is that if someone gives me the rage, more time to calm down before the snoring hour.

This tattooed shy guy is so handsome

He’s lovely

The only problem I have when E4 play it at 7.30pm is that you occasionally lose the context because of the cuts.

For example the situation with Andrea in last year's Aus.

Her husband talked about how they'd licked and fucked everything in the commitment ceremony

Because it was cut/ bleeped it was unclear why she was out.

Last year i ended up watching at UK pace on Daily Motion because of it

Just catching up on last night's eposides:

• cousin Steve is as weird as the come, something was off there
• Ryan seems like he's ND and has a strange idea of what he's supposed to say and do - especially re the speech.
• It's like he has learnt off stock phrases and saying but there's no geninity to them
• Friends seem shit especially if they know him well
• Jacqui - bonkers but I kind of like her.

Ah feck they are bringing that clown back!

Ah the guy who doesn't believe the experts know anything.

Go John.

How does John manage to keep a straight face!?

A cute librarian girl would fucking see through this bellend, that's for sure 😭😭😭

Wow he's sooo arrogant!😂

Calling his wife a Kardashian cracked me up, though. He's so full of shit 😂

I wonder if he'll hit on other brides if he goes back into the experiment?

Are any of them jogging librarians in their twenties with no handbags ?

How did he even know the hand bags were fancy? If he’s so uncaring about labels

Loving the matching pink!😁

The outfits are what I’m here for

Oh God, this weird explanation to cover up the fact that she made him shave his beard 😭

Would you really stay if your groom fucked off?

If Eliot and Lauren are out of the ixperrimint, why are they there?

Go home...surely she won't be at a commitment ceremony alone?

I'm having to watch later. Looking forward to this dinner party. I'll enjoy reading this thread while catching up later 😁

Tim is a vile maggot.

Tim’s outfit… 😂😂😂

Grindr decorator?

Feels like Tinder in real life...aw poor love.

Is Tim having a laugh, I mean actually taking the piss?? Like I'm going to go on, behave like the biggest arsehole just for the lols?
He looked like he was trying to contain a laugh when he was coming out with all that shite!