MAFSAUS - UK PACE (No Spoilers): Livin da Vida Wanktato, Sock Shortages & Small Village Dating.

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That was a bizzare episode I have no words

Me neither. So weird.

Tony's cousin is a nasty misogynist.

Trad wife MAFS style

What a horrible man.

She's bonkers and mad eyed. Her groom is also odd. I bet they hate each other.

I think Ryan is really fretting being bullied again. That's why he doesn't want the clip to be shown as it will make him a target . I sort of feel for him , though this warrior poet stuff Is nuts.

I think it's all a bit trying to control the narrative

Elliot is a knob, Lauren has far too much filler in her face.

Lauren is half way to becoming Lizzy Cundy, and that's not a good thing.

Cousin Steve is a twat.

Tony and Morana are gorgeous.

Very sadly, I think Ryan and Jacqui do show how bullying negatively impacts people.

Jacqui is quite pretty but I think she will drive Ryan away. And Ryan, could she have made it any more obvious she wanted his jacket!

Bloody hell she took that drop well. fair play to her.

Is she the only bride on this programme to not wear white? It actually suits her. She looks good.

Absolutely.
This is not his cousin.

Jacqui is deluded, but I think she's probably good fun in real life.
Wheras Ryan is another level. He's swallowed the incel playbook and is deep into Andrew Tate fandom. I'm so glad they've matched him with someone who is going to give him a run for his money and show him he's not the Ubermensch he thinks he is.

Great episode.

I actually feel slightly sorry for Ryan. He's not very bright, was bullied, and has swallowed hook line and sinker all the Andrew Tate type stuff in an effort to get some self-esteem. I think he has more room for redemption than someone like Tim.

Boring episode. Bring on the dinner party.

Her moaning about lack of coat -surely that photo shoot is pretty much a modelling assignment? You wear the clothes assigned. I have never seen wedding photos with the bride wearing the grooms jacket, maybe her own cute leather jacket!

And you are not just walking down the aisle, you are being filmed walking. Hence you'd probably be unsure if to just walk. Or wait for a producer to effectively shout "action" before moving around.

Omg Stephen is the reason he's unmarried and has no kids!

Noooooooooooooooo, are we thinking that Weird Steve is not a cousin and is actually some kind of love interest? Surely not!!!!!

😄😄 it's so clear now

Steve and him are in love, but he wants to get Instagram followers or whatever so has come on the show

Steve doesn't want him around a woman smart enough to work it all out but is giving the game away

They are not cousins 😭😭

I swore I was not going to watch MAFS again because it’s so awful. But I am weak, so I turned n one episode. So I definitely wasn’t going to pour over MN’s analysis, but here I am.

The first hit is always free.

@Seriestwo - Same here. I saw a bit with Elliot and wondered why he'd been selected for the show - were they so low on suitable participants that he made the grade? But now I'm wondering if it was deliberate to cause drama at the start and draw in viewers, particularly those who've seen a few series and are at risk of trying to avoid months of brain rot again.

The Elliot/Lauren storyline is really irritating me because it's so obvious they'll be back - otherwise they'd have cut them out, as they've done with couples before - so it feels just like stretching it all out before the inevitable.

My guess is that Eliot was recruited last minute via Instagram or similar because why on earth would you go through months of interviews and form filling only to walk out after a couple of days.

I seem to recall Johnathan (horse legs) from the MAFS UK said the same.. Sophie has been vetted for months so she was suspicious when he admitted it had been a matter of days for him