Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

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Just to bookmark for next week...

Shame as I think he's quite good even if he is the 'wide boy Essex geezer'.

Fight hard Dean, Max is full of bullshit

I think chisola should make the final 5

max Is a charisma free zone

i think dean and chisola selling would have been better

Yes drives me nuts! Their English is so shocking

I still don't know what the 600 quid light mitt does. Anyone?

Gets rid of hand wrinkles in 30 minutes.....

Gets rid of hand wrinkles better than any cream or serum ever.

Except it doesn't.

Max know’s he’s gone

although I thought Phil the pie man was dreadful

@Serpentstooth I’m pretty sure it’s an LED mask with red and green light, it’s supposed to stimulate collagen and have all sorts of benefits for your skin. I have a face one which is great. But it was a good quality one and still less expensive than those mitts, plus I could use it on my hands if I wanted but generally people care more about their face?!

OMG Amber Rose escapes again. I don't mind Max.

Karren looks like she has her jacket stuck on the chair

your post explained it better in 1 paragraph than they did in 10 minutes

I like Chisola and Dean. Max is very beige

I still think Dean looks like Pete Hegseth. But he'll appeal to Sugar loving a Cockney wide boy.

Thankfully doesn’t seem to have his tattoos

@CrushingOnRubies 🤣🤣🤣 I feel like those women are super glam and probably very up on all the latest beauty treatments, so possibly it was just so obvious to them what it does and how it works they kind of forgot that not everyone knows all about it already! They definitely didn’t do a good job of explaining!

How many episodes is the series, does anyone know?

Bye Max

Yes!!! good choice.. phew..

The world is saved from my arse on QVC

Thank god for that

Right decision

Although my arse has more charisma than Liam

Is it going to be a female final 5?

Is that about Max or my arse?