Upselling Cabbage in the Loser's Caff - The Apprentice Thread Two

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Just to bookmark for next week...

Liam needs to calm down around Mia. It’s so cringe

problem is that none of them are the target audience and they don’t think about that

Picnic blanket, wow! 🙄

Mmm - 100% polyester…

Is that Alexa coffee machine the modern version of a TeasMaid ?

a teasmade? What is this?1970?

I always wanted a teasmaid even now

Did she say broiler? We don't use that word in this country love...
Anyway, the air fryer is the one to get surely. But who will get it...

But doesn't the milk get warm?

My grandparents had a teas made and I was fascinated by it

My grandparents has one and I’ve wanted one ever since. But that’s what I mean it’s the 2020s version

No idea never had one! I just like the idea of a cuppa being ready for me 😂

Did Liam go in for a hug and Mia pulled back into a high five?

I can’t wait to see Amber-Rose get into a kayak

Mia’s looking as if she hasn’t slept - wonder if process is starting to wear people down.

The Aldi middle aisle probably sell inflatable kayaks.

My local Tesco sells inflatable kayaks in the summer for £150. Ish

Max is so out of touch

I don’t think it’s niche - all my friends have a kayak

Dean’s face at that handy light!

And anyone paying £500 for those mitts needs a fucking intervention

Anisa looks shattered too

i think the mitts were the trick product and they fell for it

Keep your eyes peeled for Alan's grandson appearing on some 'celebrity' show soon

Who is that with SurAlan?

Melted make up Amber, do it!!

Do you think that's why he's been shoe horned in there?