Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Car crash limo. Car crash Cain. Car crash Murder Club. Crash team hospital. We're on a crash diet

[TellingBone]

Crash on if you will

Moira, Manpreet and Mary. The 3Ms. All hiding something.

I wonder if Marlon doesn't like Dylan because he's a scruff like Eli

You'd think Rhona would be a bit more sympathetic to Dylan after her drug addiction.

Ahh those were the days

We need more animals in Emmerdale

Shows how observant I am - never noticed the puppy that seems to have been the highlight of the episode

Place your bets now on where she’ll hide the test when someone walks in only for them to find it 2 mins later.

Under a cushion on the sofa or on top of the rubbish in the kitchen bin are usually popular places in soapland.

Definitely

There's plenty of donkeys.

35 years ago there was scandal in my school that a 15 year old was pregnant with someone same age as they didn’t realise what they were doing

35 years later all the soaps don’t get this and all thrvteams are unaware. Really! Winds me up

I don't get the flashforwards for some reason, but forgot that had been mentioned so it's probably not over @CellophaneFlower and I agree with you about Ruby, I said before that I don't trust him at all especially where Ruby is concerned, I get controlling vibes from him and she thinks she can't live without him, it's like she's under his thumb and doesn't know how to be without him.

I never thought I'd like Ruby but I feel so sorry for her now, and she's a fantastic actor.

I'm going to watch tonight's now

Watched this morning and went "awww puppy" out loud lol.
Feel so sorry for Sarah, Jacob was a dick to her

I also said “puppy” out loud lol

Jacob is another one who's all sweetness and light until he's having a shit time, then out comes the nasty streak. Cue lots of tears and snot and he'll be forgiven again 🙄

And I liked the pupper too 🥰

I'm going to guess what Manpreet is having a secret affair with Billy and Mary was having a secret affair with Susie. Moira is just a big bloody hypocrite.

I really like Dylan and I hope he stays. Marlon is being an absolute twat to him.

Years ago Marlon was a likeable character. He’s a gormless big eejit now who can’t get anything right.

Yep Marlon is like a buffoon now, surely it’s time for him to move on as all he does is make faces and flail about.

Jacob is a nasty little shit pity he didn’t go in the limo.

Mary too involved with any mention of Suzy so probably some back story they will spring on us.

Manpreet has an admirer/fling as she shot off when she got a text …😬

Yeah so we needed reminding that Rhona's a working vet so bring on a cute little dog she can carry from one room to another.

Talking of animals who is looking after Moira's cows? Cain's either in the garage or the pub and apparently Mack is poorly. Is there any other farm staff I'm not aware of? 🐂🐄🙄

I hope Billy has been giving Manpreet some very special personal training. It would be worth it just to see Dawn’s face.

He is... but I'm guessing if April was my daughter and she turned up with a boy who was older, homeless and into drugs, I wouldn't be falling over myself to move him in either. Especially not having the insight that we do, knowing he seems quite sweet.

@CellophaneFlower Oh gosh I agree, but he doesn't have to keep accusing him of stealing things and assuming the worst or threatening him etc. I wouldn't move him in either to be fair, but I'd be kinder and more helpful I think.

I did think they could stick him in the pirate ship... but did that burn down 🤔 Then wondered why April hadn't smuggled him into that pavilion thing, where they all go to get drunk. Or one of Moira's barns. I'm sure he wouldn't mind kipping next to a body/stolen car and could nip behind a hay bale during any gunfire 😂

I agree about Marlon being nothing but a flailing, gurning buffoon these days, but he's nasty with it. Definitely time for him to go. When Paddy said he couldn't find his phone I just knew what was coming next.