Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) ** NO SPOILERS ** Car crash limo. Car crash Cain. Car crash Murder Club. Crash team hospital. We're on a crash diet

[TellingBone]

Crash on if you will

Jacob needs to stop blaming Noah.
Moira needs to get off her high horse and remember her affair.
Steph needs to sod off altogether

Liam's made a speedy recovery. !

Getting fed up with Charity's spiking obsession.
Hopefully Noah will gradually remember what happened.
If it is organ harvesting that's a step too far. They're only half brothers after all so Noah might not even be a match.

Why isn't Cain reminding Caleb that he had an affair with Tracey and Moira with Nate? He's only with Moira because she had an affair with him when she was married to John (not that one) FFS. It's so annoying to watch!

Yes I agree! Moira being all holier than thou, forgetting she shagged her stepson 🤢. Grim. They're all such a bunch of hypocrites! Also how has Liam recovered so quickly from brain surgery? He did have surgery didn't he? No shaved head!

Further, who are all these people at the vigil that "loads attended" (except half the village), dabbing their eyes and crying. It all annoyed me tonight 😐

Yes Liam recovered quickly!

It’s Hotten General, go there and recover in a day lol

Oh the magical healing powers of Hotten General.
Remember when drippy Chloe's car somersaulted several times over a cliff - she was in hospital a couple of nights at death's door then home walking about the village unfortunately

I forgot about Chloe 🤣.

Absolute nonsense, all of it

Liam was wearing a hat. Perhaps to imply he has shaved hair from brain surgery. No doubt it will be grown back by tonight.

Chas and her bad back keeps getting mentioned 😬

Also, did Ella actually leave the village or has she just not been on filming block for the last 2 months?

I was thinking about Ella too. I'm sure she didn't leave but no way would she have not been around during all this.

Perhaps she's in hiding, as whenever there's a death she always gets the finger pointed at her!

Ella is practically best friends with Mandy so she would have been invited to join them in the limo surely 🤷🏻‍♀️

Liam wasn't wearing a hat later on last night and no sign of injury.

No idea where Ella is (nor do I care) but she would have definitely been dragged along by Mandy for the limo ride.

Maybe she's under the ice with Nate 😅

Maybe Ruby didn't quite finish Anthony off and Ella came along and delivered the coup de grâce

Wot no hat on Mad Millinery Monday? Disgraceful.

Mad Millinery Monday 🤣

Hmmmm. Frankie got something from Nate

Wot - no warnings? Things are slipping.

From daddy. Hmm wonder who's behind that?

Mr Frosty

Indeed so who sent it?

Missed the beginning. Did Frankie get a present from Nate?

Yes there was a present on the doorstep "from daddy"

What age is Frankie?

Ooh creepy