Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) - ** NO SPOILERS ** Warning: Scenes of misery, overacting and general skullduggery

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No way was April's baby fathered by Ross.

I wondering if it's a kidney.

Whatever it is, it must be seriously important to warrant Joe's display of rage when Noah said he wasn't going to Dubai.

No way would a victim of abuse like Belle be encouraged to go and visit their abuser in prison surely? So stupid.
April is annoying me too. Honestly wish she'd just bugger off again and not come back. Might be harsh but she's getting on my tits

Marlon and Rhona dithering about what to do for the best is understandable but so annoying. Just leave her alone up in her room so we don't have to put up with her until she wants to come down.
Maybe she'll do a Tracy Barlow and come down in a couple of years with a new head.

I hope it is a kidney he’s after because Noah has kidney damage after he took those drugs so his kidney will be of no use to Joe!

Yep no way would Belle be encouraged to see him they've got that that totally wrong...just for a change!

I feel the same about April getting on my nerves too, shame they brought her back

It's definitely not his brain. For an electrician his bulb is spectacularly dim.

April has reverted to being a stroppy teenager (straight out of 'stroppy teenager' acting class; surly and snappy with not an ounce of depth or nuance).

Her comment to Marlon about how she managed just fine by herself (and so didn't need him) on the streets was laughable. She was found on a park bench, looking half dead, and having given birth in a toilet - hardly a successful foray into independence.

The sight of Marlon and Rhona tip-toeing around her is utterly pathetic. Someone needs to take hold of the situation and show some strength and guidance. Although, all 3 are equally annoying and just deserve a slap (in my, deeply unsympathetic, opinion) and all 3 should be axed.

@Wishimaywishimight yep axe the three of them plus Rhona’s mother spare us …it’s dire and just annoying now.

Agree about the enture family. If they axed every rubbish actor and annoying or pointless character there'd be hardly anyone left 🤣

@JaneJeffer Oh God I forgot about Noah's kidneys! Well that would be just desserts wouldn't it? 😆

Totally agree

@Wishimaywishimight not forgetting that she nearly went off in some old pedo's car within 5 minutes of arriving on the streets.

It's totally laughable - her mean "streetgirl" persona and the fact that anybody got her pregnant.

Stop writing this utter shite.

Yep @RaraRachael it doesn’t work at all the story line or the acting …just drivel!

Yes, exactly. Just like Samson and others she's had a complete personality change.

Could Anthony The Pedo be the father of April's baby? Not sure if the timeline for his time in the village ties in and can't be arsed to work it out.

@MinnieCauldwell not sure Anthony would have risked going near April and his angle is that he's always been obsessed with Ruby rather than any other youngsters.

I don't believe it's a random as April never left the village. I'm guessing Jacob, Noah or Samson's dodgy mate Josh.

Cain looks nervous

Cain’s going to tell him, his conscience is nagging him.

Oh FFS

Is Belle going to bring anyone with her? It’s a stupid idea

Honestly Emmerdale is so depressing at the moment. I watched tonight's Eastenders and even that had a bit light relief.

Love how Charity just lets herself in and makes herself at home.

Layla is very needy