Emmerdale (ITV1 pace) - ** NO SPOILERS ** Warning: Scenes of misery, overacting and general skullduggery

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Tom pretending to be religious now?
Can't stand Joe - I just want to smack his smarmy face

Maybe he’s taken lessons off Rob in Corrie lol

@RaraRachael I can’t stand smarmy Joe either. Pound shop action man.

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He was exactly the same in Grantchester a few weeks ago - all pursed lips and monotone voice

Marlon needs to stop being so wishy washy with April

Cain could get Moira a blonde bob wig, a pair of heels and a vampy tight dress. Sorted.

I don’t think Belle should go and see him, he’ll just try to manipulate her again

Come on Noah cop on

Does this mean more Tom tomorrow?

Tommy Lee Royce mild

Just what we need, Tom sweet talking Belle. Again. Can’t wait until the next exciting episode.

Yus. They need to stop pussy-footing around her. Be lovingly supportive but also take the role of guiding, firm but fair parents, not subservient panderers. [Is that a word?]

Why didn't Noddy-Lydia offer to go with Belle? Tom can't get his wily ways through a filter.

I thought we'd seen the last of Tom. At the start for a moment I thought I was watching Corrie and it was another Rob scene.
Hate Joe. Sick of April as well I'm sorry to say

Not sure who I despise more...Tom or Joe. As for Dopey Noah.... he's going to Dubai he's not going to Dubai he's going to Dubai he's not.... is he going to realise Joe is as dodgy as they come. And since when did Noah complete his electrician apprenticeship and be qualified to be self employed.

It's all far too unrealistic and pathetic. Yes I'll keep watching though 🙄🤪

Anyone think Charity took the tools to make Joe look suspicious?

Good shout but I don't think the writers are that clever. I thought Joe took them and admitted it.

No that didn't spring to mind but anything's possible in that village.

Aliens landing from a purple planet and doing cartwheels in the village hall wouldn't be unusual these days. 🥳

Given what he went to prison for, I don't believe for one second a solicitor would say "visit him". Utter bollocks. I thought we'd seen the end of that smarmy sod 🙈.

Does anybody think Joe is trying to get Noah to Dubai for organ harvesting or something?

Just catching up. FFS!! I thought we'd seen the back of Tom 🤬🤬

And agree that given what Tom has been convicted of there is no way the prison chaplin would help Tom facilitate a visit and no way Belle's solicitor would advise her to go and see him.

And why are Noah and Dawn so bloody stupid. It's obvious Joe doesn't give a stuff about Dawn, he's said as much, but what's the betting she still can't resist him 🙄

Absolute nonsense expecting Belle to meet with Tom. Who writes this stuff?

Had enough of April already.

April is getting on my last nerve. Surely we aren't going to be subjected to Tom again? Lost the will to live waiting for him to get his comeuppance and now he's back!
Trying to think what part of Noah's body Joe is after!

Ross looked shifty when April told him she had been pregnant. Thought she was going to say it was his for a minute. 🫢 maybe that's just his default look though.