Heading into February 2025. CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** :)

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January flew by in the blink of an eye
Leanne and Steve are getting close
Cassie is drugging Ken day after day
Dose after dose after dose

Abi witnessed Mason's very sad death
She's struggling to keep it together
Carla and Swain are still an item
I wonder if they'll last forever

Bethany and Daisy are always at war
Over Daniel I know what a surprise
Gemma and Chesney are off on a trip
And Nick and Toyah are making us roll our eyes

Kevin may have cancer that's all that he needs
But Tim and Sally seem sound
Amy seems troubled I hope she's OK
And with Leanne and Tracey, mischief is abound

David and Shona are always on their toes
Scared of Harvey's heavies coming at them
Eva has left, will a few more will leave soon?
Will things be quite different by the next full moon?

All the old regulars don't appear much these days
Or any funny storylines or good feeling
It's just like The Bill with all convicts and thugs
And crime and violence that just leaves us reeling

Daisy is pregnant but who's the daddy
She doesn't seem to want to know
I wonder if we'll ever know or she'll keep it a secret
Now that she's decided she is going to keep it!

DeeDee's still pregnant I think but she's gone quiet
Lauren's been cleared of her 'crime.'
Debbie's still sassy, and Ronnie's still sexy
And Kit is in Corrie all the time!

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Julie and Debbie would be great friends.
Julie is up to no good.

Debbie is so great. If Jenny sells the Rovers, would love Debbie to buy it, she'd be a great landlady of the Rovers

Debbie and Ronnie would be excellent. Julie could manage the hotel and have meetings.
Sally, Debbie and Julie could have lovely coffee mornings if Roy would smarten up the cafe.

Todd should work at the hotel too

He is wasted as an undertaker

It was a strange day for Todd.

First he caught his mum having sex in a cab office then ran into his auntie at hotel where everyone goes for sex.

In-between he was a propositioned by gay lounge lizard. Never mind Billy, I could see why he was not in the mood.

Todd, George, Glenda, Debbie, Sally, Julie, Tim, Amy, Aadi all could do potentially everyday storylines. Too many people are caught up with random murder and gangster stuff .

Todd's would be suitor at the hotel reminded me of the IKEA rant guy.

Yes she did and looked oddly smug at "working it out". Gone right off her now and surely this means the baby is Kits?

I did titter at Todd's quip about it being very wrong if he was caught having sex at work 😂

Just to add to this... I actually thought Daisy didn't know either. I thought this wrong and manipulative not to let them know, but if she does know it's so much worse. I'm not quite sure why she thinks she gets to take the moral high ground and play God over her baby's father.

I don't think Daisy knows !

But if the baby is born with 10 foot long legs ...game over I would say 🤔😵‍💫😅!

I really thought she clicked delete before opening.... because I may have gasped out loud. 🤦‍♀️

She would be better off if were Kit's. He said he would co-parent and pay his way and leave it at that. Daniel will be telling her he loves her one week then shagging someone else the next, talking down to her and berating her for not having read the books he studied at University.

Co patenting with Daniel would be a nightmare!
He palms Bertie off with anyone with a pulse !
Let alone if they are suitable!!

I suspect even Corrie writers do not know who got Daisy pregnant.They just thought of an opportunity at another dramatic pregnancy/ childbirth/baby story as it would keep the viewing rates up.

In a random twist, it will turn out to be van mans 😂

and then tells them how lucky they are to be spending time with his precious child

I used to like Daisy, but now I find her character pretty boring & have no interest in her pregnancy / ‘ who’s the father’ storyline.

Julie & George will probably end up having sex in the undertakers, , which of course Todd will stumble upon.

I liked the scenes in the hotel. Todd and his potential new boyfriend were funny.

I love Todd and they really need to use him more.

I am guessing Julie's secret has something to do with her mum

Or maybe their dad fathered more kids

I agree that Todd should have a new storyline. As long as he doesn't rekindle things with Billy. The man in the hotel who had his eyes on Todd seemed interesting in a cheeky way 😉 so am hoping he wasn't just a bit part actor never to be seen again.

I wish Eileen would emigrate or something. Never liked her much.

As long as hotel man isn't a crook I would be happy. Poor Summer needs some action too. Billy should have a long stint in Peru like Emily.

I bet Silver Van Man turns out to be another of Les's offspring..

This revenge thing is ridic, he's had 5K off Ches... for what, a new fuel filter, lets be generous and say he had the fuel in the tank cleaned and a tank clean out too... and a couple of days off work, for FIVE FUCKING GRAND?! The filter and tank clean out wouldn't be more than a few hundred quid (the filter itself is under 50 quid)... what the hell does he do all day that a couple of days off is nearley five grands loss of earnings!

It's getting so shit that I am putting off watching it!

Didn't see much dancing at the tea dance

I don't mean to sound unsympathetic or unkind, but if I were Debbie, I'd rue the day my brother ever clapped eyes on Abi.

I think tea dance was a euphemism 😃

Kev must be about sixty. He has a teenager of his own and now has taken on the child that Abi had resulting from when she was cheating on him. He will have to recover from cancer and change a lot of spark plugs over the next decade or two and Abi literally never gets her nails dirty.