Heading into February 2025. CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** :)

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January flew by in the blink of an eye
Leanne and Steve are getting close
Cassie is drugging Ken day after day
Dose after dose after dose

Abi witnessed Mason's very sad death
She's struggling to keep it together
Carla and Swain are still an item
I wonder if they'll last forever

Bethany and Daisy are always at war
Over Daniel I know what a surprise
Gemma and Chesney are off on a trip
And Nick and Toyah are making us roll our eyes

Kevin may have cancer that's all that he needs
But Tim and Sally seem sound
Amy seems troubled I hope she's OK
And with Leanne and Tracey, mischief is abound

David and Shona are always on their toes
Scared of Harvey's heavies coming at them
Eva has left, will a few more will leave soon?
Will things be quite different by the next full moon?

All the old regulars don't appear much these days
Or any funny storylines or good feeling
It's just like The Bill with all convicts and thugs
And crime and violence that just leaves us reeling

Daisy is pregnant but who's the daddy
She doesn't seem to want to know
I wonder if we'll ever know or she'll keep it a secret
Now that she's decided she is going to keep it!

DeeDee's still pregnant I think but she's gone quiet
Lauren's been cleared of her 'crime.'
Debbie's still sassy, and Ronnie's still sexy
And Kit is in Corrie all the time!

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And extremely easy on the eye 😍

Surely this way Carla can have both Rob's kidneys!

She does get through them

I am surprised she did not keep Aiden's spare one in the freezer for this sort of eventuality.

Surely this way Carla can have both Rob's kidneys!

She does get through them

I am surprised she did not keep Aiden's spare one in the freezer for this sort of eventuality.

Rob should really save one for Tracy. He does owe her for helping him when he was on the run after all.

That scene was funny if not strange (whichever writer came up with that deserves something... either a medal or some medication 😄

The portraits were wacky and the actors laughing seemed almost real. How often have we had a light-hearted scene like that lately? Hen's teeth indeed.

This! We need more of it! Although I was a bit nervous at one point that Abi was going to get pissed off with Debbie laughing at her and put her head through her Kev canvas 🙈

I bet the cast and crew all had a laugh recording the portrait scene.

Well you would, wouldn't you!

Cuntstabulary?

Did I go too far?

Not at all 🤣🤣 Perfect 👌

😂 😘

I agree, we need more lighthearted scenes like that. I like Debbie and Abi together

Debbie is my favourite at the minute. The Kevin portrait was brilliant, they need the whole family together now.

Yeah Debbie is my favourite too

Debbie's laughing was so so fantastic that I wonder if they did that scene without her having seen the portrait before the reveal !!

I do like Debbie ...she has a big mouth ...but a bigger heart 💖!

Was Carl some secret son their dad had that they knew nothing about for ages ??

I thought the same. I don't think they had seen the other persons painting before it was filmed.

I had never heard of Carl before

I laughed when Abi said that Debbie had painted the eyes a bit wonky, and Debbie said 'his eyes are like that'. That was a great scene. I did wonder though why Abi was at home painting while Kevin went to his appointment with his ex wife. I don't always listen though so I might have missed it.

Another one who’s never heard of Carl.

love Debbie too. Real old school character.

I loved the fact that we all knew it would be funny but it managed to be even funnier than we expected, especially the way it was weirdly just done in one corner.

He is Bill's son, Kev's half brother, who grew up on Germany.

I hope he is a German version of Kev.

She was probably seeing Seb's mangled face in the rest of it 🙈

Painting scene was hilarious,

Shame about the rest of the drivel that is now Corrie

Please no more Seb

It is as bad as the videos of Sinead or the CGI Oliver.

Dead people should just stay dead