Heading into February 2025. CORONATION STREET THREAD. **NO SPOILERS PLEASE.** :)

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January flew by in the blink of an eye
Leanne and Steve are getting close
Cassie is drugging Ken day after day
Dose after dose after dose

Abi witnessed Mason's very sad death
She's struggling to keep it together
Carla and Swain are still an item
I wonder if they'll last forever

Bethany and Daisy are always at war
Over Daniel I know what a surprise
Gemma and Chesney are off on a trip
And Nick and Toyah are making us roll our eyes

Kevin may have cancer that's all that he needs
But Tim and Sally seem sound
Amy seems troubled I hope she's OK
And with Leanne and Tracey, mischief is abound

David and Shona are always on their toes
Scared of Harvey's heavies coming at them
Eva has left, will a few more will leave soon?
Will things be quite different by the next full moon?

All the old regulars don't appear much these days
Or any funny storylines or good feeling
It's just like The Bill with all convicts and thugs
And crime and violence that just leaves us reeling

Daisy is pregnant but who's the daddy
She doesn't seem to want to know
I wonder if we'll ever know or she'll keep it a secret
Now that she's decided she is going to keep it!

DeeDee's still pregnant I think but she's gone quiet
Lauren's been cleared of her 'crime.'
Debbie's still sassy, and Ronnie's still sexy
And Kit is in Corrie all the time!

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I hope he goes to prison.

I am really sick of corrie people getting away with crimes

Just caught up. I guessed correctly earlier that it was Max the fire starter and also Rob was shagging the prison warden!

When Lisa was getting ready for Masons funeral in Carla's flat, she left her laptop open logged into Police Reports.

So in Weatherfield General, we have Max, Toyah, Rob and Frankie.

And in Weatherfield nick, Leanne and David (just released but soon to be replaced by Max when the hoodie owner is realised)

Abi gets a home visit from Dr Badass. Blimey, who remembers home visits???

No family at Masons funeral. I thought maybe Dylan and Betsy might liven it up.

So very depressing all round.

We seem to be going back into the realms of the far fetched again don't we? The whole Platt storyline and now Swain and Rob!
I agree that Betsy is (or the girl who plays her) is a crap actress. I cringe inside out every time she opens her mouth. Same with Sarah these days and don't get me started on Bethany or Daisy!
Nobody seems to do anything any more! Everyone just seems to wander about or go the pub, Roys or Speed Daal!
The gritty family stories of days gone by, have been replaced by overly long, dramatic whodunnits, which by the time we find out, nobody is bloody interested in!
And you'd have to be on your deathbed, with your head and leg hanging off here to even get the doctor to think about a home visit, let alone do one!
And is it just me, but does anyone else find Sarah's flat depressing? It just dark and dingy, with no homely feel to it! I've seen better properties in horror films!
I think we need an unexploded WW2 bomb to be found in the middle of the street, but not dealt with in time. And I have a list of folk who need to be standing around when it goes off!
Oh and it's coppers round here, I don't mind feds, it makes me laugh, but the 5-0 annoys me!

See ‘coppers’ is ok.
it’s ‘cops’ - just very American for a soap set in Manchester.
I’m from London & people say the police or the old bill ( or something else not very nice )

How long before Shona calms down and starts saying Max is a good kid ?

Her and David have been plying that one for years.

Whatever you call them

I would rather see less of them in Corrie

@MoonWoman69 I agree re Sarah’s flat! Does it have even a single window?

Daniel looks terrible, I assume he is weeping in private.
Kit has started to stare into the distance like Dev and Daisy.
I'm really bored with it all.

Kevin looks awful.

The age gap between grumpy old Kev and brat girl Abi seems to grow every week, especially now she has started to dress like Lauren and he feels the need to take responsibility for every stupid thing she does.

It was epitomized by that disjointed three way conversation they had with Dr Gaddas, both of them were rambling but not really listening to each other. It seems to be weird feature on Corrie that people always take their partners to the doctors with them - or in this case say at home while the doctor pays a house call - Billy was the worst when he constantly talked for Paul.

The age gap between them is so noticeable now, Kevin looks like Abi's dad and as you say he behaves like it too.

Has anyone noticed how glam Dr Badass has become. Lots of makeup and new hairstyle. Not remotely important but thought I'd ask 🤪

Another question. Bobby. He dips in and out of Corrie but what does he do for a living? Where is he supposed to be when we don't see him?

@Anonym00se I have actually wondered that! And the only window in Daniels flat is the one coming from the stairs! Maybe if you live in a flat in Corrie, you don't deserve windows! 🤣

I thought Daniel’s flat did have a window overlooking Roy’s

She was looking fine last night

She has been in Corrie for ten years now. We need to see more of her but please don't make her the next serial killer.

Oh gawd @zanahoria - don't sow that seed in the writers' minds!

Bobby works at the factory in sales.

Imagine him phoning you up and trying to sell knickers

Sally had to go to work and cover for someone...who? None of the factory people go to work. The private rooms in the hospital and the well appointed prison are past their use by date.

Ah yes thanks I'd forgotten he's a factory employee

As for your second line....😱

Knickers to that 🤪

Wasn't that Dee Dees flat? I get confused, they all swap round at one point or another, then a new flat gets thrown into the mix! 🤣

I don’t remember her ever living there but it’s possible she has and I’ve forgotten lol

No, Daniel lived in Dee Dees flat with Sinead. That's what I say, they move round that much, I forget who's where! 🤣

This is a great post for reference. As at 31 January 2025 (pre fire and pre Lisa moving into Carla), residents are as follows:

Rovers Return Inn - Jenny Connor and Daisy Midgeley.
Landlady - Jenny Connor.

1 Coronation Street - Ken Barlow, Amy Barlow, Cassandra "Cassie" Plummer and
Steve McDonald.
Owner - Ken Barlow

2a Coronation Street (the Salon flat) - Leanne Battersby
Owner - Tyrone Dobbs

3 Coronation Street - Ed, Michael and Glory Bailey.
Owners - Ed and Aggie Bailey

4 Coronation Street - Sally and Tim Metcalfe.
Owners - Sally and Tim Metcalfe

5 Coronation Street - Chesney Winter-Brown, Joseph Brown, Gemma Winter-Brown and the quads.
Owner - Kit Green

6 Coronation Street – Yasmeen and Alya Nazir. Pet chickens.
Owner - Yasmeen Nazir

7 Coronation Street - Dev, Aadi and Asha Alahan. Bernie Winter.
Owner - Dev Alahan

8 Coronation Street - Max Turner, David Platt, Lily Platt, Shona Platt, and David the dog.
Owners – David Platt and Shona Platt

9 Coronation Street - Tyrone Dobbs, Ruby Dobbs, Fiz Dobbs and Hope Dobbs.
Owners - Tyrone and Fiz Dobbs

10a Coronation Street (the Kabin flat) - Rita Tanner.
Owner - Rita Tanner

11 Coronation Street - Eileen Grimshaw, Todd Grimshaw and Mary Taylor. George Shuttleworth.
Owner - Eileen Grimshaw

12 Coronation Street - Brian Packham
Owner - Brian Packham

13 Coronation Street - Kevin, Abi and Jack Webster. Alfie Franklin.
Owners - Kevin and Abi Webster

14 Coronation Street - Underworld Factory
Owner - Carla Connor

15a Coronation Street (Corner shop flat) - Dee-Dee Bailey.
Owner - Dev Alahan

Rosamund Street

Flower shop flat (No.19a) - Billy Mayhew and Summer Spellman.
Landlady - Tracy Barlow

Victoria Street

Street Cars flat (No.15a) - Carla Connor and Bobby Crawford. Owner – Carla Connor.

Roy's Rolls flat (No.16a) - Roy Cropper and Nina Lucas. Freddie the dog. Owner - Roy Cropper

Prima Doner flat (No.18a) - Kirk Sutherland and Craig Tinker. Peanut the dog. Owner - Unnamed Landlord

Builder's Yard flat (No.19a) – Daniel and Bertie Osbourne. Adam Barlow. Landlord - Ed Bailey (?)

Victoria Court

5 Victoria Court - Maria and Liam Connor. Jake and Gary Windass. Owners - Gary Windass and Maria Connor.

12 Victoria Court - Nick Tilsley, Toyah Battersby and Sam Blakeman.
Owner – Unknown.

Redbank Apartments

7 Redbank Apartments – Sarah Platt and Harry Platt.
Owners - Sarah Platt and Adam Barlow

9 Redbank Apartments – Kit Green.
Owner – Kit Green

Others

5 Grasmere Drive, Oakhill - Audrey Roberts. Owner - Audrey Roberts
28 Grayling Street - Izzy Armstrong. Owner -?
Unknown Address - Debbie Webster and Ronnie Bailey. Owner - Debbie Webster
2 Conifer Avenue, Oakhill - Glenda Shuttleworth. Owner - Glenda Shuttleworth
Alex Warner - Assisted Living
Sean Tully and Dylan Wilson - Flat 2, Weatherfield Precinct
Lisa Swain and Betsy Swain - Unknown
Lauren and Frankie Bolton – Foster Care
Tracy Barlow and Tommy Orpington – Cheshire
Evelyn Plummer - Student accommodation
Ryan Connor - Crashing at a mate's
Bethany Platt - London
Rob Donovan - Highfield Prison, Weatherfield

Also Jenny and Daisy for stealing Carla’s money to buy the Rovers. It was ridiculous when Carla rolled over and agreed not to go to the police. Why??

Craigy for perverting the course of justice when Faye hit the old man while drink driving.

Cassie for drugging ‘Kenny’.

In fact, the entire street have either committed a crime and got off Scot free, or else they’ve been banged up for a crime they didn’t commit. OR they’ve been on remand for a crime they DID commit, but found not guilty in court (like Toyah for killing Imran).

So, has Carla handed over a wodge of her money, Swain and DrippyBetsy's money to Rob yet?

If so I missed that, but if not, how would Rob do a bunk without it?