Great British Menu 2025 Klaxon!

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Och none of them really doing it for me.

grumpy 😠

None of her marks reflect the comments.

Oh, Ashleigh. Even I know they never go for a chocolatey pre-dessert. It needs to be palate-cleansey.

Ooo, that Poirot moustache sounds like it could be a full dessert!

Simon says. Petit four not pre-dessert

Ashleigh is a goner

They've also had legendary chefs cook absolute shite for dessert.... Is anyone relying on the blast chiller?

Omg amber. Very condescending

Hay cream. Not sure about that

Booze, sugar. What more do you need?

Jamie Dornan and a camping stove.

Hmm, this is the first time I think Ashleigh has stretched the brief. She'll probably get a 10.

Oh the Parmesan cheese that’s so random

what would I save

my coffee machine I think

Going to need to have a card about who the teacher was.

I'm pretty sure Samuel Pepys buried his cheese during the Great Fire of London, as well. Surprised more poshos didn't perish if they were all so busy interring their dairy produce.

Nicholas's sounds actively unpleasant to me, I'm afraid. ☹️. It may well be too posh for the likes of me, but I'd want a proper pudding!

That’s a good link amber

That desk needs a rude poem scratched into it if it wants to be authentic.

I do think the presentation is lovely, though.

That’s her best

Loved presentation.

Loving this one too. And popping candy

Is this a pudding or just things on a plate

That tent is like my ikea one my kids love

But St Paul's is in London, not the west country! Grrr.

I'm biased against this, I'm afraid.

Wonder if they have a budget for stone slab plates

Collaborative to the very end.

Like Lord Haw-Haw.

Yep