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Telly addicts

Great British Menu 2025 Klaxon!

912 replies

Sunbird24 · 23/01/2025 21:37

Starting Tuesday at 8pm!

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littlbrowndog · 04/02/2025 20:13

There’s always mushrooms in the vegan dishes

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:14

'Ambient' must be Chef talk for 'gone cold.' All those years my mum should have been shouting 'Get in this fecking kitchen before your dinner goes ambient!'

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:16

I'm already finding the slightly older guy a bit smuggity-smug. With a touch of the David Brents about him.

Sunbird24 · 04/02/2025 20:16

I used to do ballet in South Petherton when I was little. Didn’t have any fancy chefs back then though

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PotterHead1985 · 04/02/2025 20:16

littlbrowndog · 04/02/2025 20:13

There’s always mushrooms in the vegan dishes

Doesn't it always

littlbrowndog · 04/02/2025 20:16

Veil==. Bit of jelly stuff

littlbrowndog · 04/02/2025 20:17

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:16

I'm already finding the slightly older guy a bit smuggity-smug. With a touch of the David Brents about him.

For sure. He is smug

jay55 · 04/02/2025 20:17

Surely crumpets benefit from being a bit burnt.

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:18

littlbrowndog · 04/02/2025 20:16

Veil==. Bit of jelly stuff

Like that gloopy, spidery thing that sits on people's faces in Alien.

littlbrowndog · 04/02/2025 20:18

Indeed

PotterHead1985 · 04/02/2025 20:19

jay55 · 04/02/2025 20:17

Surely crumpets benefit from being a bit burnt.

Very. And slathered in proper butter

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:19

jay55 · 04/02/2025 20:17

Surely crumpets benefit from being a bit burnt.

This is a bone of contention in my family. I like them a bit burnt. Other, misguided people do not. The same people put their milk in their tea first.

Sunbird24 · 04/02/2025 20:20

Crispy and holey = tuile
Rubbery and holey = veil

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PotterHead1985 · 04/02/2025 20:20

Yay!!! More cat sick

PotterHead1985 · 04/02/2025 20:20

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:19

This is a bone of contention in my family. I like them a bit burnt. Other, misguided people do not. The same people put their milk in their tea first.

Throw those folk out!!

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:20

I'm not sure founding Glastonbury makes you a great Briton. Doesn't meet the brief to me.

Sunbird24 · 04/02/2025 20:21

Oh. Not holey. Hmm…

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littlbrowndog · 04/02/2025 20:21

Pure mush this

Sunbird24 · 04/02/2025 20:22

Nah. He loses an additional point for using ‘mouthfeel’

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jay55 · 04/02/2025 20:22

They are being very polite saying it's rank

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:23

Sunbird24 · 04/02/2025 20:22

Nah. He loses an additional point for using ‘mouthfeel’

Yes, I've decided he is the anti-Christ.

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:25

Here's some tea that Elizabeth Warren could have made and some seaweed that Elizabeth Warren could have found and some fish-fingers that she could have bought from the Co-op and a strawberry vape that she could have found in her handbag.

littlbrowndog · 04/02/2025 20:25

I have taken against amber as well

PotterHead1985 · 04/02/2025 20:26

Seems very poncy!!!

EsmaCannonball · 04/02/2025 20:27

Amber looks like someone who was absolutely ruthless about becoming Head Girl at her boarding school. Seems sweet but with a crazed look in her eyes.