Great British Menu 2025 Klaxon!

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There’s always mushrooms in the vegan dishes

'Ambient' must be Chef talk for 'gone cold.' All those years my mum should have been shouting 'Get in this fecking kitchen before your dinner goes ambient!'

I'm already finding the slightly older guy a bit smuggity-smug. With a touch of the David Brents about him.

I used to do ballet in South Petherton when I was little. Didn’t have any fancy chefs back then though

Doesn't it always

Veil==. Bit of jelly stuff

For sure. He is smug

Surely crumpets benefit from being a bit burnt.

Like that gloopy, spidery thing that sits on people's faces in Alien.

Indeed

Very. And slathered in proper butter

This is a bone of contention in my family. I like them a bit burnt. Other, misguided people do not. The same people put their milk in their tea first.

Crispy and holey = tuile
Rubbery and holey = veil

Yay!!! More cat sick

Throw those folk out!!

I'm not sure founding Glastonbury makes you a great Briton. Doesn't meet the brief to me.

Oh. Not holey. Hmm…

Pure mush this

Nah. He loses an additional point for using ‘mouthfeel’

They are being very polite saying it's rank

Yes, I've decided he is the anti-Christ.

Here's some tea that Elizabeth Warren could have made and some seaweed that Elizabeth Warren could have found and some fish-fingers that she could have bought from the Co-op and a strawberry vape that she could have found in her handbag.

I have taken against amber as well

Seems very poncy!!!

Amber looks like someone who was absolutely ruthless about becoming Head Girl at her boarding school. Seems sweet but with a crazed look in her eyes.