Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 6, Finals Week and a final F You Greg(g)!!!!

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A final thread for us all.

They went to Ireland last year I recall.
Poor Gaston. Someone give him a show.

The Gaston and George show would be great. They could go on a road trip.

Gaston HAS to have his own show! Am.gutted he's gone. An amazing cook and just adorable. Gaston SLAYS!

Gastonomy has to be the title of Gaston's cooking empire.

It would be brilliant.

Sorry if this has been discussed upthread.

Was anyone else watching with subtitles yesterday? they were all over the place.

my favourite one was when it said ‘I got stoned’ instead of Gaston

@FridayNight1975 yes! We said the same. ‘Turbo’ made an appearance, for those upthread who were commenting on the dropped T.

Poor Dan’s biscuits had everything from budgie food (‘trill’) to fabric (‘twill’) and ne’er a TUILE on a plate.

Just caught up. Poor Gaston - that was so unfair/unfortunate. Chiara has what Germans call a Backpfeiffengesicht - a face begging to be slapped.

i just remembered there was a very unfortunate Jew (jus) being cooked with herbs.

I’m surprised there’s not some type of quality control.

They’re AI these days. I know they used to be real typists because I applied for a job doing them when I first left uni in the dark ages. Didn’t get it as I wasn’t accurate enough - the irony!

I was so very sad for darling Gaston.

Chiara looked triumphant.

Monica made a very iffy comment about one of Gaston's dishes. Was slightly horrified. The potato cylinder and the butter plug?

Anyone else notice or should I bathe my brain in pigs' blood , tumour- ick and celery-ack and hope for the best ?

I think we are all now on high alert because of GW and there are so many unfortunate lines eg Marcus and Monica both said they were "doing a Gregg" the other night.

Thanks to someone down thread for recommending the Rest is Entertainment podcast - that was good. Though they seem to think he'll be back at some point, which depresses me because I've always hated his presence on Masterchef. Just don't get the appeal, hate his shouty manner.

I hope it's Dan. Chiara has to be second. She is an amazing chef but I wouldn't like to work with her.

Some programmes seem to have their subtitles checked before transmission. My Mum is as deaf as a post and as well as having the volume up to a level that probably be heard in Continental Europe she always has the subtitles on. University Challenge has clearly been checked. Most haven't.

Evening, lovelies.

Will it be wanky food in Ireland?

Evening all

Present and correct

The countries change but the wankiness remains the same!

Why is there a giant white bullet on a cliff?

Welcome to my country!! (I've no idea)

My favourite AI subtitle fail was on social media - I was watching a video with an American lady and her donkeys, one of whom was called Ethel. Subtitles wrote it up as asshole. Poor Ethel!

Wondered why there was Eastern music with shots of Ireland- now I know!

I'd rather have a bowl of colcannon and a Guinness tbh

Don't you wish they were there when they were told they were flying off to Baltimore ....... Ireland.

🤣🤣🤣

Evening all.