MAFS NZ 4 Thread 2: Kara can't stand NeckCurtains painted trousers, as Thatcher/PowerBarbie (take your pick) can't bear the Toothbrush of Doom in the Talking Building, Piripi can't stop crying & CoupleGoals from Season 1 show up NO SPOILERS!!!!

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Next thread for MAFS NZ.season 4

So glad I didn't see the spoiler, because even though this is a crashingly dull show, it is bringing me some pleasure on these damp dark winter nights.

Either we are all missing something and Beard is truly a saint, ..... OR ..... Tall Blonde is being massively gaslight by everyone into thinking that she is not giving him enough chances to show he is not a fake, shallow, controlling narcissist.

Fear of the Mirror and Fear of the Sea continue to be sweet and you can't help hoping that it is all Happily Ever After for them.

Stiff and PeePee are never going to make it because she's "Just Not That Into Him".

MAFS NZ Spoiler thread. All social media and tabloid spoilers allowed! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5212705-mafs-nz-spoiler-thread-all-social-media-and-tabloid-spoilers-allowed

@IWantToGetOffHelp there is a spoiler thread if you want to talk spoilers

Just watching it now. Thought James' cricket bros looked at Sam as if she was Yoko Ono! Breaking up the Band...😂

Are we thinking all no's at final vows apart from Sam and English bloke?

I have a very high boredom threshold but last night 's episode even tested me

I hope so. Poor Piri if he says yes and Stiff says no. I suspect Kara's going to do an Amy and really hand it to Beirdo.

Is tonight final vows and tomorrow reunion?

I think so.

I wonder if Cara will turn up for the reunion?

I really hope so, (with her henchpeople!) I think there's more to that story than we know.

I loved Kara's Dad n Bestie. They weren't feeling a Big Love there.

Was quite amazed by Mike's childhood and the sibling always being in hospital. That can really impact a family dynamic. And wondering if his sister is a protective elder sister. They didn't mention how that sibling is now and i didnt hear what their medical condition is/was. So I did feel a bit sorry for Mike and wondering if he's trying to style it all out with his interesting garb and accoutrements and his leopard print/ fake fur/pimp's shades parade of positivity.

Loved the Piripi family picnic in the park. Felt a bit uncomfortable with Sam's family, maybe also being protective, but not very smiley.

Just caught up and I worry that James will prove to be too full on for Sam. He seems very intense and the diamond bracelet was far too much, too soon

Think they'll both say yes but Sam has come across well and is an Influencer so I question why she applied.

Piripi seems into Steph because his mum approves. They are at completely different life stages at a similar age and Steph is sensible enough to know it.

To be fair to Piripi I wouldn't be in a rush to have more children when I already have two already and am trying to establish a business.

To be fair to Steph at that age I wanted marriage and children before I was 35 (don't judge)

I think he'll say yes and she'll say no.

Kara and Mike - I don't think either of them really care but I can see Mike agreeing with producers to go second and act the victim and then onto his next reality show.

That's all. So I reckon only one mutual yes.

See you on the other side :)

When I saw Sam’s parents the portrait American Gothic sprang immediately to mind

I think the final 'reveal' of the three will be the one we want to see the most - Sam and James

'authentic' - drink!!

People who are authentic do not shout about it,because it is obvious.

I have such little enthusiasm for the final vows, why am I even here?

BECAUSE OF YOU LOT!😂

See also 'unpack'

Even though Mike is a massive twat, the programme would have been even duller without him.

Will the final vows all have the compulsory 'however' in them?

Does Mike like breathing?

😂

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Mike has needed to catch up on his breathing as he hasn't integrated enough.

'Regina blitz and its extra large shits'
Sorry what did I just mis-hear in the commercials!

Lovely peonies.