MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Why are they being asked such sexual questions!!!!

Of course they're not comfortable, it's in public and TELEVISED!

All the acting is a bit weird - kinky charades!

I know! Considering how subdued this whole affair is I’m not sure why they did that, this would have been much better on crazy MAFSAUS

The questions and forfeits thing is really odd

Imagine Gaston being asked to act out a porn scene. Dear Lord.

Absolutely! Cara necking the prosecco like she's desperate for a drink.

I'd rather not!

🤣🤣🤣

they wouldn’t be able to air it!

I really feel for Nathan because he's been paired with such an older woman.

It's not fair on her either, particularly if she wants children.

God Maddie is hard work.
She's treating him like a naughty child

I agree. Shit pairing.

She'd have flourished with Mike's beard.

The ixperts cocked this one up royally.

Think they matched this pair blindfolded.

I'm sure Nate got plenty of offers afterwards.

Yep

I hate the fake giving a shit from the Ixperts.

Wow, that conversation got nasty.

Are we just going to watch a talking house from now on?

Blimey
Are any of them going to make it past tomorrow?
The final week will just be shots of the NZ countryside and coastline, then?
With the odd lolly cake close up.

Well now we know why it's a limited number of episodes 🤣

Jesse’s wife is taking the piss! If you don’t like him just say that, don’t start coming up with BS.

I don’t like how she’s just throwing nonsense at him.

I think Kara has lip fillers. 😔

I think he's quite immature though.