MAFS NZ Thread 1 - for anyone still in dire need of a MAFS fix despite the agonies and boredom of MAFS UK - NO SPOILERS!!!

[MyrtleStrumpet]

Starting a thread for MAFS NZ.

Ok, so he's got to be called What Not!

I give them a day and a half.

I feel like I should take a drink every time someone says 'whatnot'.

He seems a bit thick tbh

Unless that drink is water you will be absolutely smashed by the end of this 🤣

The Dad did put in a cheeky offer.

OMG got it
She's off the deliveroo manic laughter advert, obviously

She is giving me Emma from MAFSUK vibes. (At the moment.)

I agree with a pp too, that she and her new husband don't seem very matched. I'm not sure he's very impressed with her. He looks much younger than her too!

And yep, her laugh is rather annoying.

10 years since he saw his Mum??!!!

the giggles is doing my head in

Holy Fuck, that laugh!!!!

Awks with Mum and Dad.

Red's husband's father reminds me of Tony Bennett!

Really quite sad.

Yeah
Production making a point of showing it!

A huge backstory about mum surely??

Gawd, I might have to start muting.

I forgot about the pisser 🙄

I need more drama. And less giggling.

The mum saying 'I wanna know what colour hair their baby will have' ....all a bit uncomfortable

Didn't he go for years without seeing his Dad then came back to NZ?

Reminded me of 'that' interview with the Markles.

Yeah, I was a bit like 😯

Does everything need to have sob stories in it? 🙄

DeadNanGate.