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Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

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Sunbird24 · 11/11/2024 21:51

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/11/2024 21:47

Theeyeballsinthesky · 18/11/2024 21:46

Poor Lauren - no one wants to balls it up in public like that

Aaaaaaand here’s Michael with his raw offal.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 18/11/2024 21:47

Oh Michael - maybe back to chemical engineering

TheDogsMother · 18/11/2024 21:48

That looks horrible

fourquenelles · 18/11/2024 21:48

Fig leaf soup rather

EsmaCannonball · 18/11/2024 21:48

Michael's pudding looks like some kind of avocado and tomato on toast dish.

PotterHead1985 · 18/11/2024 21:48

Aaand the baby poop

ShamedBySiri · 18/11/2024 21:48

Oh dear. Maybe they'll send three home this week to even up the times they've saved three.

PotterHead1985 · 18/11/2024 21:48

Well the other two just need their food to be cooked and they are through

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 18/11/2024 21:48

What the fuck is that? It looks like asbestos. Lauren has a chance at least.

Halsall · 18/11/2024 21:49

'It tastes so much better than it looks' isn’t really the endorsement you're looking for

lettingthedaysgoby · 18/11/2024 21:49

PotterHead1985 · 18/11/2024 21:48

Well the other two just need their food to be cooked and they are through

We have the 'mousse cake' to come, though...

TheDogsMother · 18/11/2024 21:49

Come on William. We're relying on you.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 18/11/2024 21:49

Marcus isnt letting him off

I knew it after they bigged him up so much!!

ilovesooty · 18/11/2024 21:49

He doesn't take criticism well.

RomainingToBeSeen · 18/11/2024 21:49

Suddenly the mousse cake is looking like a winning dish.

PotterHead1985 · 18/11/2024 21:49

lettingthedaysgoby · 18/11/2024 21:49

We have the 'mousse cake' to come, though...

Yep.

And that lamb is baaing

Theeyeballsinthesky · 18/11/2024 21:50

Can no one cook lamb???

EsmaCannonball · 18/11/2024 21:50

Oh Michael, invest in some hair-straighteners and you could start up half of a Renee and Renato tribute act.

PotterHead1985 · 18/11/2024 21:50

Theeyeballsinthesky · 18/11/2024 21:50

Can no one cook lamb???

Can no one cook???? Fixed it for you

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 18/11/2024 21:50

Is there a problem with the ovens or something?

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 18/11/2024 21:51

Fresh orange segments? Like peeled orange?

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/11/2024 21:51

It’s a brownie isn’t it?

WinterCrow · 18/11/2024 21:51

TheDowagerCountessofPembroke · 18/11/2024 21:50

Is there a problem with the ovens or something?

and the fridge-freezers

PotterHead1985 · 18/11/2024 21:51

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 18/11/2024 21:51

It’s a brownie isn’t it?

Looks like it

TheDogsMother · 18/11/2024 21:52

Now that looks nice

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