Look, I think Vito is one of the most attractive men on the planet but all through that dance I was having terrible flashbacks to being in a pub toilet circa 1994 and trying to do up the press-studs on one of those awful 'body' things after about nine Southern Comfort and Cokes and not being able to get the two ends to meet. How did they ever become a fashion item?
Amy telling Lauren she has admired her since the age of eight.❤That is some All About Eve level cattiness. They are going to become the new Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, I am telling you.
Sam being jerked across the dancefloor like when you're trying to change the duvet cover but there is no way on earth your cat is moving off that bed. ❤
Yes, she is definitely an icon but how many times was Rita Fairclough's Christmas wardrobe raided tonight? Wynne, Aljaz, Kai, Tess, they were all at it.
So, Craig was Noel Edmonds
Anton was that bloke out of the Speakmans
Pete was Yosser Hughes
Sarah was Elaine Paige
Sam was Olivia Newton-John
Nikita was someone who would play Blake Carrington's long-lost son in Dynasty circa 1986
'Like I was trying to get yogurt out of his hair.' What an analogy.
I actually liked that rumba. I like rumbas that are camp and dramatic and OTT.
Other than that, Icons Week seemed a bit pointless. Definitely one theme week too many and with no opening pro routine and no big moments it didn't seem vastly distinctive from any other week. Don't bother bringing it back.