MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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That was the reason he said originally he didn't want to be matched with a wife that had kids

No you wouldn't or you might find a parking infringement in your future.

Would your rather……marry Alex or let Gaston sit on your face every day for the rest of your life? Factoring in how much protein he eats.

Definitely practices facial expressions in the mirror

"Pleese don't bring home Alex,
We'd rather live with daleks"

He’s got it down to an absolute art. It’s scary how effective he is.

Cut out the middle man!

Maybe that was the catalyst for Ryan to chuck in the towel...he was there and he's got a son

I am googling my nearest nunneries as we speak

Exactly. It's so clear he is performing and his acting skills are sadly lacking
The whole "mystified" act is a bad caricature like an over egged melodrama

Jaysus. Gaston 😁

🤣🤣

Is Paul for real??

Paul's a prick

Why is Paul defending Alex? Fuck off Paul!!!!

I was going to say "that would do" and then I thought of Gaston and made the face of a woman who's just eaten something very sour. Probably like Gaston's Malteasers.

Omg these threads are so funny. Far more entertaining than the programme.

Alex saw red flags, maybe he was looking in a mirror

In know.

'Let's be fair to Alex'...

Er...

No. Let's call a toxic abuser a toxic abuser and ALSO call out Holly's revolting behaviour. Her behaviour does not cancel out or justify his.

Fuck right off "experts"

She can't speak to you because you don't let her speak!!! The moment she says anything she starts saying anything you tell her to stop talking.

Mummy mummy where are you
Is Alex our new daddy too?
Sack off fame and please come back
We'll jump, we'll sing, live, love, laugh

I’ve a bad feeling that there’s another Alex is Hollys future

Holly's not great by any means, but she sees him now. Paul is an utter outrage and actually quite dangerous in what he says.

The experts are worse than Alex at this point