MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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Stop, you're making me drool

Polly will go mental when she finds out about this!😂

The fact he’s not shagging her all this time shows he’s a manipulative asshole. Fame fame fame. The fact he’s making up how it’s her fault is just cruel.

Has he been getting away with his arsehole behaviour because there were bigger arseholes to hide behind?

Oooh, Any. A sex shop isn't very classy. What will Gaston say?

I should get myself teacakes or teacake like bread and have that slavered in butter with my Horlicks. We'll be almost twins. I am not a stalker.

I think Polly will be biting Adam's Twinkie off!!!!

Oh Christ

Shitlid is buying Pot some tacky undies

Kieran sounds like a limp dick who then blames the woman for his flacid dilemma

Oh no, return of the flesh suit

Oh, nice one Polly. Now joking about abuse.

"I've realised the intimacy side can be fun." What did you think it was, Adam.

This is the first time we've seen a bit of fun and spark from Amy.

She doesn't fancy shitlid in the slightest, but she's way more comfortable

It’s really not flattering 😳

This is very painful

That is not a lingerie shop. That's a sex shop.

purplespink

"Oh, nice one Polly. Now joking about abuse." I thought that. imagine if a man had said it. Just not appropriate!

With a different wife, that is.

Yep. I saw thrush on coathangers.

Is it Ann Summers?

She's going to make a new flesh suit out of Amy when she sees the footage

WonTheCup

indeed!!!!

I KNEW she'd be upset

Yes - looks like Ann Summers

He has never done this stuff with you because you are no fun and he isn't comfortable around you!