MAFS Thread 12 - MING IS ON THE DOOR. Good voibes onlay

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Were people sorry a lot in your life 🤣

Oooh Sacha and Kieron

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Not Malta Loaf?

Jeez, I don't know where I want to be when I'm fifty. And I'm 51....

I am here. This is already a shit show.

Kieran is coming across as quite a knob.

Issuing parking fines.

Or maybe cos she’s on a programme called Married at first sight Kieran. It’s bloody obvious her focus is on finding a husband. What a pillock.

Kieran is a bore

Kieran is REALLY trying to find reasons to leave Kristina.

Kieran looking for excuses
Luke won't think Amy classy when she shares the bed

He is looking for excuses to have permission to get away, nothing more, nothing less. He doesn't like her.

FFS Kieran, just admit you've got the ick and leave. Stop trying to make it all her fault. Prick.

Kieran is being a twat.

He listed a load of positive attributes and because Kristina has lots of the same positive attributes, he sees that as a bad thing?

And the only negative he’s got is that she puts him first rather than herself?

He can fuck right off this knobhead

I think Lacey is no more Ofnath than Nath is Oflacey, they have worked out how their team works and have confidence in their choices.
They show a lot more emotional intelligence than the rest of the bunch.

What is Sasha's outfit? is it crazy golf chic?

When you order your Emily in Paris outfit from Shit-mu.

Pieandchips999

"Malt loaf as an apology? That's like a double insult. She thinks is a foreign delicacy. I'm dying 🤣🤣"

I love it!

I love Moult lof and I love the image of giving an apology in it!

Oh Kristina, wake up and smell the coffee, Keiren is not into you. He is not interested. And he should just tell her so.

I think even Sacha thinks Kieran's reasons are bs 😂

I'm so confused. Not to be bitchy but he lives in a caravan. A really nice caravan but I'm not sure that's found to attract someone with a 25 year plan. And literally noone has a 25 year plan. Keiran is turning into a bore. Nest he's going to start talking about having a dream kitchen

Instead of Ping, it's Ming!

Yeah, Kieran gone right down in my estimation recently. He's really not giving any viable reasons for his "180".

I think he feels trapped, isolated and a long way from Hugo.
So is coming up with a ridiculous off piste counter intuitive escape plan .

I don't know where I wanted to be when I was 50 but I do know I have no idea where I want to be when I'm sixty which is coming up in the headlights very soon!

I'm sorry to have missed mult luf although also not sorry as it's an abomination to me. That, rice pudding and Turkish delight. Things that I cannot be doing with at all.

Kieran needs to skedaddle off now

Oh! And Hitler. Malt loaf, rice pudding, Turkish delight and Hitler are things I cannot be doing with.