MAFS. Thread 9. No spoilers. "Companies House or I'm out"

[gonnabeteoubleemma]

Twist

Not to mention she went on the show knowing full well her daughters birthday would be occurring whilst she was there.

I feel conned

Would be more believable if they were scrapping over almost any other Man in there (with the exception of the Brothers Shitlid).

she didn't want orson - should have just gone home. And if him and Hannah get together, so what.

Worst commitment ceremony ever!

I have never heard "lipsed" before. WTF kind of brain rot language is that?

Mama Bear will be proud.

Wow Alex and Holly double dating with orson and Hannah. I thought Holly didn't like Hannah or is she just trying to get her paired off so she wouldn't go after her husband

The episode was worth it for Gaston's pyjama-sulkage.

Ryan picked it up on his rounds two weeks ago FFS.

You have to hand it to the producers. They made us think they couldn't be as basic as to have it be Orson and Hannah, spend a page or so coming up with other scenarios, and then they were that basic. Well played. Dull, but well played.

Haha

even nathan has noticed this relationship is dead in the water

Paxman would be good

I found that odd as well!

I wonder if Pol Pot knew that Holly had cheated on her with her sworn enemy.

Why does it matter that after being rejected by you, Orson got some snogging in with Hannah? It's not the reason you can't stand him, you couldn't stand him from very nearly the beginning.

What an utter fucking shambles.

I doubt anyone is surprised by the "lipsed" (shudder!) revelation but no doubt there'll be reactions that are completely unnecessary.

I already knew because nothing is sacred on TikTok 🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

Paxman.😂

I'm glad they 'lipsed ', their partners are actual horrors!

I can't believe no one has heard lipsed before! MN really is a middle class haven, it reminds me of my youth 😂

Never have i ever!

As I said before Richelles the one who decided to take part in this. How’s that Orsons fault ? Orson isn’t her parent..