MAFS. Thread 8. No spoilers. Shitlids, shitlips and shitstirring

[gonnabeteoubleemma]

Take it away!

Hannah has 3 kids and separated and Steven has 4 kids and moved 200 odd miles away from his kids.

I don’t think the other partners were the problem.

Im feeling sorry for Hannah having the whole house turn against her. Shes nuts but doesn’t deserve to be treated like this.

Polly saying how she’s got Steven’s back but has never actually spoken to Hannah.

Polly thinking her marriage is perfect but it’s more likely that shit lid wants a free holiday and more air time. They won’t be together for much longer.

Polly is a dickhead.

Hannah has 3 kids????

Whaaat?

PHolly are a pair of nasty cows.

I've a feeling Emma & Caspar will surprise us and fall truly madly deeply in love.

Who else noticed that all the clocks were blurred out? Shows how the editing manipulates us!

Polly's face reminds me of when I used to squish my Barbie dolls heads
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Hannah doesn’t have 3 kids ! I meant Holly !

My mistake I meant Holly !

I can’t seem to edit that post

@chickenlettuceunderbacon I can totally see that with Holly.

It's not hard to imagine Holly and Polly falling out of the local 'spoons in Baaarnsley, ( or wherever Holly originates), dolled up in their pleather shite, death staring any female with a pulse who might dare to look at 'my man.'

I ponder how many times Holly might have threatened to ' smash yer bloody face in' just before she vomits her kebab all over herself, broken heel, matted hair, crazy eyes darting all over the shop. Lovely.

( Apologies to Barnsley folks)

I am watching it on catch up.

Bloody hell Richelle. Brutal/ She didn't realize that saying he was not masculine enough for her would make him switch off!

I don't know why Orson is bothering to talk to Richelle.

Holly reminds me slightly of Tash from another series. Only thing is Tash seemed normal to begin and then became a bitch towards the end.

As for Polly she was definitely the girl at school who flushed other girls heads down the loos..

I think Holly has 2 - boy and girl.

Shit4kids has 4 - mix of boys & girls

Ross has 1 - girl

Think that's it

Tootingbec

“You’re not even in Companies House!!” is my new insult of choice from now on"

Yes, I love it!

I think Caper is looking very Rufus Sewell!

whatcanthematterbe81

"Do we all actually think Hannah was flirting? The other girls sound so pathetic. I don't like Hannah to be honest but the others girls are embarrassing themselves."

I am not sure, she might have been but to be honest so what! I feel Stephen has been massively unfair to her. Yes, he wanted to leave but they know what they are signing up for. I don't think he has given Hannah a fair shot.

I love K and K, having their first bath together. They are so cute.

And they are so supportive of each other. Lovely.

I think it is good that Kristina is talking about her premenstrual dysphoric disorder (pmdd). Conditions like this are not spoken about so much, so she is great to be open about it.

I'm watching Alex and Orson in the hot tub, drinking champagne and Orson saying "I needed this, you know!"

I love it.

I think it is quite funny when he was talking about Hannah and Alex said, "You're never gonna do anything."

And Orson's said, something like 'mmmm'. But I think his face said "Well, I might like to try someone different!" Or something like that! I think him and Hannah deserve to be happy!

Yes Purplepink

'None of us would do that, that's not how we boys work'
Orson '👀👀👀'

And there is Richelle’s daughter whose birthday she is missing - I am assuming she knew when her daughter’s birthday is when she applied for MAFS and found out the filming dates

chaosmaker

"Sooooo tempting to apply for the next series"

Oh please do it. It'd be great to have some inside goss!

Appalonia

"I'd like to see Orson and Hannah together. It was nice to see them laughing and their partners are both absolutely dreadful, so why not?"

I absolutely agree, bring it on!

I checked Companies house and her company is dissolved. So wtf is she talking about?

She makes my blood boil. She's an emotional abuser. She looks at him like he's a piece of shit and curls her lip. You can tell she enjoys being nasty to him.

He's a better person than me because I would have told her about herself long before now.

I do hope that the 'experts' have to let Orson and Hannah stay on as a new couple.

She will probably blame Orson for this as well; that he sent her subliminal messages from the future forcing her to apply for MAFS and miss her daughters birthday.

@chaosmaker about being tempted to apply reminded me of something I haven't thought about for years. Back in the earliest days of Big Brother a friend and I had a big plan about applying. He lived in Manchester and I lived in Brighton and there wasn't anything to link us. We thought we'd create a whole story around us from hatred to lurve and sneak around off camera to talk about tactical voting.

It was all manner of madness. First, that we were so arrogant that we didn't even imagine not getting on the show and second, neither of us wanted to be famous. After series two we were less sure about doing it and season three made us realise we weren't cut out for that sort of thing at all. It was such a bad idea but at the same time we'd have been bloody hilarious and also probably disliked. A lot.

@MouseMinge 🤣 can you imagine how the trajectory of your life would have changed had you been selected. A higher power was definitely looking out for you the day they made their selections.

In another universe you'd now be fillered, peeled, botox'd within an inch of your life, desperately trying to reclaim your fame doing nightclub appearances for £50 a pop and flogging your OF account on TikTok live reels.

Unfortunately previous series have shown that you absolutely can pick again, so they now all go into it with that in their heads as an option.

I’ve thought Hannah was harmless but a lot since the honeymoon. I feel very sorry for her now. I have ADHD and the foot in mouth is real, and can have far more impact than it sounds. She’s been isolated, is out of her depth, and Stephen has been a shit to her for so long.

I genuinely don’t feel I’ve ever been able to get a sense of Orson as he’s been so silent while Richelle rants away. But at this point, who cares? Who is emotionally invested in any of this? Neither of these people is ‘cheating’. They should have both have asked to leave, definitely, but their partners utterly despise them so how could anyone at all think they are committed to anything?