MAFS. Thread 8. No spoilers. Shitlids, shitlips and shitstirring

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Take it away!

Even though Cushelle doesn’t want Orson, she won’t like someone else taking him over

Probably lost the remainder of his hair too hence the tea cosy

Honestly at this point, if Orson decides to get flirty with Hannah, I wouldn’t blame him.

He knows he’s outta there at the next commitment ceremony. May as well go out with a bang 😂

PLEASE put the gossip on the Spoilers thread, I really need to know! 😂

Ha ha!

Gotta try and find it!

@browneyes77 link pls if you find it. I've tried :-)

The way she said “liiiiiaaar” was UNHINGED.

I’m going to see that in my nightmares.

after the absolute shit-shows they've been through, I totally agree with you. I know cheating's supposed to be the worst thing in the world- but surely there should be some leeway when the "cheatees" are Richelle and Steven😁

I don't blame Orson wanting nothing to do with Richelle but he does come across very fake and sleezy.

I love Sasha so much I wish she was my friend!

Tomorrow's preview - what is wrong with Polly??? I thought she was mad for flogging a dead horse and now she has what she wants she says she'd switch to Steven - duh!

Polly needs to go to Specsavers

I have to re watch as I always miss bits laughing at our threads.

Gaston is actually quite sweet and good natured. He is walking like he's shit himself this evening and I am not sure what's going on with that.

When you watch this it's clear that Hannah is completely unsuitable emotionally for any of this.

Richelle is very scary.

Holly Polly contingent are just gross.

Polly's face reminds me of when I used to squish my Barbie dolls heads

Haven’t read all the thread so might be an unpopular opinion….i can’t STAND Polly. She comes across as really entitled like everyone should just do as she says. On the other hand I actually like Adam, he clearly played up for the camera on the first episode but I think he’s actually very considerate.

The frisky side. Never seen him that animated but also that cheesey

If Richelle wasn't as unhinged as she has been, I think we would have seen a lot of more cheese, relaxed, flirty Orson.

So on that link to Orson's page Orson Nurse - Professional Profile, Photos on StarNow - he says he weighs 140 lbs - so 10 stone. Is this why she called him a liar?

Honestly, I hope Orson and Hannah do bump Uggs.

Holly and Polly really hate Hannah, don't they? They're shit-stirring/playing Chinese whispers/telephone and embellishing what happened/has been said to wind up 4kids.

It's actually horrifying how vindictive they're being to someone who obviously makes them insecure. And the thing is, they needn't do anything anyway as Orson and Hannah clearly have a spark anyway.

It's also incredibly amusing that it seems that in the next episode, Polly is going to 'twist' and say she wants to swap shitlid for 4kids. Wtf? Why has she been bending over backwards to make him fancy her only to do this? And people are calling Hannah batshit?! Ha! Polly is as deluded as she is batshit. Holly is just awful. I have no doubt she'd happily glass Hannah, Emma and anyone other girl she thinks is trying to steal her man, a man who really isn't the prize she or he thinks he is.

🙄😬

I was thinking the same thing - Holly and Polly are both shit stirrers and are insecure.

Both of them see other women as a threat to them. But news to Polly- I don’t think any of the other wives fancy Adam.

As for Rishell and her obsession for thinking Orson is a fraud- she would destroy anyone’s soul wouldn’t she ?

No.. I had no idea!! BUT I think I love you.. wanna get married??😚

*Amy, not Emma

Just caught up. The Bitches of Eastwick are vile. And Richelle is just looking like a crazy online stalker right now. Hannah is clearly batshit, but I'd be feeling bullied in that environment. Shitlid nearly has an out, sub in Shitlid4kids and run. Kk cute as ever, he should so do his songs for the group. And then run away to his caravan with K and do some goat reiki.

So did Hannah massage Ryans foot and say he had nice eyes or was it a complete lie made up by Holly ?

God knows any more, it's gone full on Chinese whispers amd I'm not even sure Hannah knows.

OK so bookmarking is awesome

I like this very much 😁