Ma kids come first, Mings about to burst and your fajitas are the worst, will Shitlid quench his thirst? (THREAD 6)

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No spoilers, please.

@Demonhunter and don't forget Shitlid4kids aka Shitlid II: the sequel who is Stephen. Thus named due to a similarly awful hairstyle that looks like a cow pat/ some form of lid, preferably a crapper lid, plonked on top of his head 🤷‍♀️

Shitlid4kids is the double for Timmy 🤣

Hahahaha, that does make sense and why there's a shitliddadof4. All coming together 😂 His acorn hair is ridiculous, and I do think he must look in a different mirror than the rest of us with his crazy expectations!

haplessharpy

"Bin Boy is absolutely gorgeous. He seems lovely, genuine and down to Earth, but I don't understand why he's in this experiment. Surely he's not struggling on the getting a woman front. 🤔 Maybe, like his Prison Break doppelgänger, he's just a very good actor,"

I wonder if he has his eye on a gym, fitness career etc.

I wonder if one of Emma's issues around weight is her slimmer sister?

Possibly. I thought the friend was the sister and vice versa until the graphics came up clarifying.

murasaki
"I thought the friend was the sister and vice versa until the graphics came up clarifying."

Yeh, me too.

I am not saying she should have issues because of a slimmer sister but I do wonder.

I genuinely hope none of the participants ever come on and see these threads.

When I think of the severity of the surgery and enhancements so many of them have had, there must already be some form of dysmorphia going on.

Oh Ryan talking about his cancer, I do feel for him. What a lovely man. I do hope this works out.

@Tittat50 They'll probably face much worse on their own social media platforms. I doubt they'd come on here looking for more shit.

Well the Shitlid Collective could benefit from our hair advice.

@murasaki I got my hairdresser to dye my hair bright orangey ginger at the weekend as I was bored and the weather was a bit dark. I'm not sure I should be allowed to give advice. Although at least I didn't get a cut like my mother used to give me with a bowl as a kid.

Ryan and Siobhan, I like them together, I think they could join the trio of K and K, Ross and Sasha and Lacey and Nathan in being a couple that actually like each other!

I hope we have a dinner party soon. It feels like ages ago. These episodes have been incredibly dull.

Ryan is very likeable so far. Siobhan not so much. Will need a bit more of them to get a better idea.

Sionainn (apparently that's the spelling?) and Ryan look completely different in different lights. Similar to Amy. At some angles they look good and some awful. Are their faces designed for showing on TV/ social media lit in a certain way rather than actual life? Ryan seems ok so far but the didn't cope well with his diagnosis and linking this to his marriage breakdown sounds a bit sus. I'm wondering if he's a reformed cheat

@Tittat50 I feel like we need another commitment ceremony where the friends decide. Nice Alfie can come back and 'the girls' and send Polly and Emma home

I really dislike Emma. She's awful.

Newest sluglip bride I quite like apart from her face which untampered with would be like a real one.

Binman is pretty in a young Travolta sort of way but not as pretty as Nathan. The Ming mother I think is the long lost twin of Lacey's horror - together they could morph into Big Station.

Overall this is the most boring series yet.

Trying to keep up with these threads 🥵; to paraphrase Ferris Bueller, MAFS threads move pretty fast. If you don't stop once in a while to look around you'll miss some damn funny lines. Thanks all for giggles tonight!

Loved Caspar's friend; thought he was a very refreshing voice of calm & reason.

Were Sasha's parents extras in Peaky Blinders? Terrifying! 😜

Someone mentioned Shein up thread; I think new groom is the Shein version of Brad Pitt circa Mr & Mrs Smith. Thank god I'm far too old & sensible to be getting my knickers in a twist over him or I'd be in danger of looking like Lacey's mum at L&N's wedding. 🫣Definitely in MAFS for whatever future media career he can milk out of this.

Do not understand why so many people think they look better with all these fillers etc. Hopefully Shsirfhdheu-pronounced-Shannon will dial it down a little whilst she's doing this program. Can anyone testify, or ask someone they know, what's it actually like to kiss someone with these lips? 😘

Looking forward to joining all you lovely lot down there when the time comes! 🔥🤣

He actually talked about it in the very first episode so not a spoiler! 🤡

I can’t read the rest of the thread because Mama looks melted has sent me into hysterics. I can barely see to type this

I must need my eyes tested, I didn't think the new husband, Ryan? Was particularly good looking. He was very symmetrical looking and a bit plastic IMO. Mind you compared to his bride he was positively real looking. She's a whole new level of plastic!
I did learn though that Sionann is the Irish spelling of Shannon. I actually really like it.

@chickenlettuceunderbacon I get what you're saying and I don't disagree but the way it was done tonight irked me. I certainly don't think Ryan should have said nothing but it seemed to be a "things you have in common" thing, her eyes appeared to light up when he told her although that's almost certainly done to production team and editing. My piss was boiled by it all but your take on it is just as valid. Also, yes about meeting people who've also been through it/are going through it. I feel a kinship and respect. It's also good for the soul if you feel you can give them some information that's helpful. The operation I had is relatively unusual (oesophagectomy) and it's helping me to be in contact with couple of women I met in hospital. One who had her op a couple of weeks after mine, although because hers was elective rather than emergency she got to eat actual food ahead of me and I was jealous. The other will have her op at the beginning of November. She's having a shit time of it now and I am really able to help which helps me feel good about myself.

Sorry! Me, me, me! Sort of makes me wonder what impression each of us would give (or be edited to give) if we were on the show. I think I'd want to slap myself upside my head.

her dress was so weird she looked like a big face on legs, her torso seemed to disappear 🫥

Like a work of art

Place marking :)

Someone was wondering about a commitment thing this week. If the Indie TV guide is right Thursday is dinner party night with the newbies as surprise guests. I wonder if shitlid will have his eye on one of the new brides.