Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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I couldn't think of a decent title

4 children = 5 heartbeats.

4kids
5heid

Four kids and they come first (after your commitment to filming in London for 6 weeks)

Gah, found a picture of Station (aka Laceys mum) but I'm too technically woeful to share it!

Run, Nathan, run.
That family are toxic a f. Why didn’t Lacey make him something to eat?
So rude and disrespectful and plain stupid.

In fairness, unless you know because you need to, most people don't know where gelatine comes from.

Shit lid 2 and Holly can bond over prioritising their kids 🙄

Oh I had to come and find this thread to say Lacey's mother is an absolute crank!

She gave him the Spanish inquisition, made chicken fajitas while acknowledging she KNOWS he's vegetarian, then cries because he joked about food she cooked knowing he couldn't eat it.

If anything would put him off Lacey, it'd be the IL's

funny enough one of the PT at the gym knows orson, as in his actual friend but I told him not to tell me anything more 🤣

She went to get wine, she could have bought some food for him whilst there.

Four children!

I have no idea how to add an image but that is frikkin hilarious!

I hope that wedding gifts were piles on condoms.

Oh i know. I can understand people not knowing gelatine isn't veggie. It's the insistence that not eating gelatine makes someone vegan that I was trying to say.

Lacey's mum needs to take her manky leftovers out of the that poor boys flat, whip it round to Eve's gaff where they can be delusional together.

I agree with pp Lacey's mum seemed ND (not getting banter etc) and how come he didn't have someone from his side to come to dinner like K&K did? Bloody set up for sure

Oh. People are stupid. I find that applies often. Like me now 😂

had no idea who you meant but 😂no unseeing this!

Oh, are they going to have Caspar's twin round just to mess with his head some more?

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs This one?

Didn't watch tonight but seems rather boring
Glad Eve and Charlie went last night
Eve is so mean twisting words to suit herself.
Charlie you deserve real love.

Because they only have 2 plates and 2 bowls. Had there been someone for Nathan, that person would have had to eat from the frying pan.

...or the bin...

And her husband, to add to the madness.