Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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I couldn't think of a decent title

That polo neck 🤢. Captain bird's-eye vibes

I have quite a thin top lip and every now and then I toy with the idea of having fillers in it. Then I see examples like this and think NAH

Why doesn't Caspar get anyone there?

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs 😭😭

Ahhh poor Caspar

Same. Don't do it.

Trends are cyclical! We'll be so fashionable soon

I imagine Caspar having leaky nipples for some reason

They're from one of the ixperts tasks - writing what they like about each other. They've obviously been told to leave them up to really add some glamour to the bedsit apartment.

Think Caspar is getting a new bum hole any minute now

@Tittat50 😂

A friend/old work colleague of mine has nails like that

I can never understand any of her messages because they are all jumbled up due to the fact she can’t type anything properly 🤣

@dapsnotplimsolls they invited his sister but he doesn't like her

Oh here we go. Emma's back to her "pity me! HOW DARE HE NOT FANCY MY CURVES!" party

Oh god no what's your name with Casper why are you still here?? Go home with your friends. It's just embarrassing. Not everyone fancies everyone

I thought that was Casper's sister, but with long hair

No Casper you are allowed to say you aren’t attracted to curvy women… FFS! This is BS. It’s doing my head in because I’ll be dammed if anyone tells me I MUST BE ATTRACTED TO THEM and if I’m not im out of order! 😡

@dapsnotplimsolls definitely shitty nails 🤷‍♀️

I'm half expecting Caspar to break out a gitane and some jazz at any moment.

Emma always has amazing hair!

You're so funny 🤣

Or a beret, some glasses and a pipe.

Shame her personality doesn't match it.

Right? If everyone had just left it and not mentioned it and let the two of them have fun, he might have grown an attraction. He might not. But at least he wouldn't have had it shoved down his throat at every bloody opportunity.

I probably need to switch off from their visit because it’s angering me and giving the wrong message. People should never be laid into because of their choices. That’s like saying we should all be attracted to and date every single race, size, age, religion, etc..ridiculous