Mafs Thread 5 where love is anything but blind and pasta is alcante blind

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Seriously? Cancer connection? That's a new low.

He's had cancer, her dad had cancer... It's a match!😂

Eyebrows, cheeks, lips... I hate that this is the go-to look now.

Does anyone remember Leslie Ash's "trout pout" getting slated by everyone?!

Have they seriously paired these two up because he's had cancer and so did her dad :/

Not another one, come on

Why are there so many people on here with kids? The one with four kids is ridiculous! How's he got time to swan off for a few months doing this? . Imagine what people would say if that was a woman!

How on earth do people live life with talons like that?? I'd have my own eye out!

I thought that too! This show is really making me question my judgement in watching this as they are sinking lower and lower

Oh god so he's in remission and their connection is her dead Dad?? Ouch. Plus when you're not a cheat you don't have to say I'm not a cheat even though I look like one??

I'd have probably ripped myself a new bumhole!

Between the new thread confusion and the cancer to the power of cancer, I need another painkiller this evening ffs

It wouldn't even be remarked upon these days! 😭

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This ixperts meeting is so obviously scripted and rehearsed

I have many questions about how you get through daily life with talons like those.

I need a bloody drink!😂

😂😂 doesn't bear thinking about!!

I look like a bastard sharpei’s arsehole next to all these tweaked fowk.

In full length the blazer is very ugly https://www.karenmillen.com/us/embellished-denim-double-breasted-blazer-mini-dress/BKK16159.html

Caspar and his sexy polo neck. Um, no.

Can Emma say "The Girls" one more time?

Actually my moneys on these two getting on.

Why has he modelled his face on a trans woman. Looks so much better a bit less groomed and a bit more rough and ready.

Are they ixpets in the real world? I mean who the heck would go to them for advice after selling their souls to the devil for fame

WHAT are all those big post it notes in the cupboards??