Tennis: Road to Turin, anyone seen Rafa?

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Why did nobody warn me it was Wispa?

Sorry
But in my defence, I can hardly hear her

Thanks for the DAZN info Raahh - found I have an app for it on Sky. Who knew?

I’m not really a fan of the indoor tournaments, the atmosphere is always a bit weird. The Stockholm one looks like it’s being played in a high school gymnasium.

The Six Kings thing seems over the top and silly, I certainly wouldn’t bother if Rafa wasn’t playing. Apparently the winner gets $6 million, which is actually a bit obscene. I think I read that it’s on Sky as well as the DAZN thing?

Wow Stan’s looking great, hope he can continue this form!

While trying to find the Six Kings insta page - this page was suggested to me - rafaelhotdal which seems to feature lots of topless Rafa pictures - not sure why that came up!

Well done Stan!

Off to check out insta <ahem>

Enjoy Jane

Topless Rafa (aka Hotdal/Hot Daddy!) driving a car anyone?

funny that one got my attention too

Got one of those (name) who you might know messages and it's some woman in a bikini who I definitely don't know

I've just found I have it on the Sky red button.

The creepy picture does put me off though.

I am watching the Berrettini match, and for a second, when I looked up, misread the sign that said 'Fazer' and thought it said 'Febreeze' which I thought would be an odd sponsor for the tennis, but you know, why not?

They could probably do with some febreeze

Shockingly poor crowd

Well done Dominic

I do like Dominic, Matteo has had another up and down year- but at least he got a bike for coming runner up to Jack (who probably never go his ).

You'd think Tomas Machac would have made enough money by now to get some shorts that fit properly.

What the feck was that weird ad?

No Naomi, there aren't many dolphins in Stockport .

I hate dolphins

The one with the dog and the vacuum cleaner?

I've never met one up close. But they seem a bit slimy. Like mushrooms.

And I don't like them either.

Yeah

When did they start pronouncing Badosa - Bad-ossa? I noticed that today. For ages it was Bad- oh- sa.

Bit like when Sakkari changed from Sakaaaree to Sakk-a- ree. Or something.

The Simpsons dolphin episode was spot on. If they were in the real Springfield the residents would probably eat them though.

It is a bit odd. And I always find adverts where they give dogs fake paws really stupid

I've never got that excited over the vacuuming.

Oh- here it is again.

Oh definitely. Dolphin burgers.