MAFs U.K. 3 - The First Dinner Party. Expecting thanking, rankings and tankings

[AndThereSheGoes]

New thread. Sorry couldn't see one.

If you had seen her Insta, you would know that she is dressed down.

Kristina channelling Baby Spice with that do.

Oh, K woman (forgotten her name) is too much. Annoying me.

Baby Spice 😆😆😆

Everyone's poker faces

Eminem looks furious

They have to have stylists because why would all the women choose pleather on the same day?

Why do we have to pretend that some couples such as KK might even be considering to leave?

Looks like the pokers are up mist of their arses!

Sponsored by World of Pleather?

Wait who's Eminem?

That’s what I was thinking, then thought it might actually be Wembley, but that seems too far out so I think it is Stratford especially as they keep showing Canary Wharf

Rip. Him. To. Shreds.

Shit lids up

Shitlid's arrogance is astonishing.

Eve

"She really fancies me"!
Even though you're wearing a cowpat on your head. Bellend

He’s so so mediocre

I was looking at the stadium out the window

@murasaki 😂

He looks so small the way he has positioned himself on the sofa, it makes Polly look bigger

Shit lid is absurd

God, Potatohead is such a nothing guy. Why is Polly distressing herself over this waste of space??

He really thinks he's all that, doesn't he. I've scraped better things than him off my shoe in the park.

Can someone PLEASE tell him he really isnae all that! He's ludicrous!!!