Love Island 2024 Thread 1: Are we really going to put ourselves through this again?

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Contestants were announced today for the new series starting on Monday 3rd.

I don't know if I can do it this year folks.

Oo Connor, hmm nice!

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Blow drying the eyelashes was hilarious.
And what is with Tiffany's tits, one looked stuck on.🤣

A vote off again.. should be once a week no more.

Look at pretty much every footballer in the 20th Century. They weren't ripped. Some footballers are now because that's part of the image, working out and looking hot, but it's not a vital part of playing football. The England World Cup team of 1966 would have bodies more like Ronnie's than anything more ripped post-Beckham.

Futilely hoping they actually enact the public vote fully rather than let the islanders decide on who goes from the bottom three. It'd be priceless to see J&G voted off but can't see the islanders doing that. The guys are still too in awe of Joey. It'd give his ego a knock to not be in the top though. All he's worried about is how he comes across. That's all his BS about wanting to say goodbye to Sam was about. No empathy whatsoever.

I think Joey is concerned about how this situation looks to the public, he really wants to be liked. Even lying in bed with Grace whispering ‘I hope people can be happy for us’! Honestly though there’s uproar now I think in a week or two everyone will have forgotten, and Joey & Grace will be one of the fave couples.

Surprised by Ayo and Mimi’s displays of romance tonight, didn’t even know they well still interested in each other 🤣 they must have been cracking on during the last 2 episodes which they barely featured in.

Really confused about Jess calling Harriett ‘my girl’ and saying ‘love you’ to her in the dressing room after how she was towards her before.

Someone said Ronnie looks like Quagmire and I can’t unsee it now. It’s the hair

Hmm… I’ve noticed Matilda has picked 3 of the most ‘available’ guys. Omar and Sean who are not in a strong couple and Wil. I guess he’s getting on well with Uma but it’s still very early days for them.

whereas Konnors gone for it and picked the three girls that are in stronger couples! Grace, Nicole and Mimii

I think it was quite funny when Nicole said ‘I think it’s more about the main course’ and then Uma read out that she was chosen to do the main course

I thought using the hairdryer on lashes was the heat weakens the glue so they could be taken off more easily?

There was a section of last nights show where Tiffany and Harriet were talking, both with huge sunglasses on and I genuinely couldn't tell who was who...

Really not a fan of Jess. She just comes across as very rough all round. One of those “I tell it how it is” people. No, you’re just rude.

Harriet wears the sunglasses that don't suit her.

I'm not sure those sunglasses would suit anyone... they're a very odd shape!

Just seen on the LI podcast that Ronnie sleeps upright as he doesn’t want any of his hair fibres to fall out or drop off

@User4532456734 have people established what he does then? Is it spray-on? I’ve noticed that first thing in the morning he always has a cap or sleep mask or something covering the very front of his hair.

Is his hair false then?

Yes, Munveer confirmed that Ronnie said it’s spray on hair fibres. Possibly just at the front

Just realised it says powder hair fibres

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/28610468/love-island-ronnie-vint-wig-hair-fibres-munveer/amp/

So weird! He's a terrible advert for it. However it looks without has to be better. But then I guess it's all of a piece with the fake teeth, fillers and everything else.

They're in different postcodes 🤣

Tiff before the Teef and tits.

I feel really protective of Ronnie and his hair in a jar now everyone's spreading it around!