Love Island 2024 Thread 1: Are we really going to put ourselves through this again?

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Contestants were announced today for the new series starting on Monday 3rd.

I don't know if I can do it this year folks.

Why did Tiffany keep doing dolphin impressions? 'Ah!' She is so odd.

Sean's ok until he tries the stupid sweet analogies...sickly

Yes @Parrotseatthemall and when he goes mmmmmm 🤮

It's become the feckin Joey Essex show, I'm fumin!!

Sniggering at this

Me too. I really feel like switching off now. It is making me so angry all this Joey Essex shite. Grace is disingenuous and can hardly hide her smug smirk most of the time. Sean being there is a waste of time. He’s got nothing about him with his sweet talk chat up lines. Boring.
Really liking Harriet still although she’s been far too soft on Rank Ronnie. He loves himself so much and it’s baffling why the girls fancy him. Baffling!
Love Nicole, she was so supportive of Sam. Proper girls girl.

Tiffany’s open mouth, wide eyes and gazing around is odd, even the slow movements of her head 😬feel bitchy but is she a robot, would she really be like that in real life

Felt sorry for Sam, not been a nice experience and she just looks constantly embarrassed

yep, me too.

Joey is very comfortable in Grace’s presence. No way is that an extended holiday fling from last year. They are much more recent and much closer than that. The body language is v clear.

And we are being taken for fools.

Joey has been a complete tosser. Horrible. Grace has been awful too. I think they should go. Agree they are an established couple. Producers must think we are complete idiots. I’m glad she didn’t want to speak to him. Graces tears were totally fake.

I did have a snigger at the teeth @scoobs321 🤣

Toupee Ron 🙄

Tiffany literally says nothing. She only comes alive at all if she hears herself being complimented!

Hello.

Joey Essex is a nob. I am an episode behind but Sam did say he didn’t kiss her once in two weeks. So that makes a lot of sense that Grace is his real life girlfriend.

Every time I see Tiffany - I can’t believe she is real.

Ahhh fuck off Joey with your self indulgent pacing pretending that you’re some tortured individual. Neither him or Grace give a stuff about Sam, they just know it looks bad on them. Honestly think they’ve fucked this series having him in it. Disappointed.

Somebody on Facebook has called her Teefanny😂

That was never in doubt.
I didn't watch for 1st week for that reason. Only watching now as I thought he might quit..

Anyone that gets turkey teeth has to be mentally unhinged and thick as shit.
Remember Jacks erm Finchams .. jesus christ.

Tiffany would look relatively normal without the worst gnashers in the world.
Normal in love island that is..
All the teeth are awful pretty much in love island but the rylan ones eg neon and two sets in one mouth are hideous.

Absolutely agree, these two know each other very well with the familiarity of touch. Complete set up, poor poor Sam.
and Uma stop it with the ‘really’

I agree with @LittleGreenDuck ... something is making Mimi look very different tonight and I think it's her eyebrows

Does anyone else think grace looks like Darryl Hannah?

Yeah centring it around Joey Essex has made this year a shit experience for 2 young people (both Sams). Boy Sam must've felt so deflated after all the excitement. Girl Sam I reckon it was a welfare decision as JE and Grace were behaving so smugly and nobody except jess was really pulling them up as JE has placed himself as the older authority figure. Patsy would have given him what for!

Really hope they don't do this again. There are enough celebrity dating programmes.

Sean needs to drop it with the dry sweets chat. He's made the point for his business

Not sure Wil is feeling Uma's sense of humour fully!!

I like the Sean/Harriet dynamic. I wonder what is putting the girls off Sean - he is a hunk.

Samantha’s mum has commented on a photo of Joey on LI Instagram saying ‘you have ruined my daughters 2 weeks in the villa’.

Extremely fake tears from Grace.. she really can’t hide her smirk.

I think Omar was told to pick Jess as Samantha needed to go on MH grounds I think.

Should be Joey leaving

The last few nights she's drawn on flat lines for eye brows half way up her forehead. Most perculiar looking! Can see where her natural brows would be, quite a long way from where she's putting them.