Love Island 2024 Thread 1: Are we really going to put ourselves through this again?

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Contestants were announced today for the new series starting on Monday 3rd.

I don't know if I can do it this year folks.

^ that was all on the Unseen bits, yes mainly about Joey.

I just can't bear people that play on their stupidity as they think it makes them endearing. It might be cute at first, but you can't base your whole career on it.

Gino D'campo is another, all that fake "'ow you say in eeeengliiiish". Well you've lived here for most of your life, I'm sure you know by now plus I don't like you anyway as you're a burglar

I think this series would be boring without Joey in it. I feel sorry for mr sweets man who seems like a nice bloke but dull. So dull I can't remember his name.

Hehe definitely the porridge and not Ayo letting him win!

I think if he wasn't there the others would have a lot more airtime and would seem more interesting. As it stands, all we hear is his voice and the dramatic highlights of the others

Question time.
Do we think Joey spends lots on sunbeds? Crazy tan as soon as he went in.
Not a hair on his torso either.

I'm still trying to figure out who Uma reminds me of, it's on the tip of my tongue. So annoying!

Dua Lipa ? A little bit perhaps.

A cross between Dua Lipa and Megan Thee Stallion, in my opinion!

Just seen that things have already got a bit x rated between Grace and Joey and producers had to cut scenes

I think he knew Grace was going in

Yes and he was trying to be respectful to Sam by not getting too involved with her but I don’t think he has been fair to her the way he has handled it since Grace came in. Gone off him a bit.

I agree. Plus this was on Facebook a few weeks before the show even started so he must have known

First Look is up.. feels really staged now. Even Ciaron telling Nicole that he said he’d have picked Grace to kiss seems staged

Wow that's ridiculous.
Are the producers about 12 years old..
Might as well just employ Z list actors and hand out stripts word for word.
Virtually is anyhow.
I long for old school big brother love island type.
Did anyone here watch Love Island with Abi Titmus and Rebecca Loos back in the day?
It was on I think during big brother. Watched them side by side

I did! I'm sure Callum Best was in it too... shocker 🤣🤣

I did, they were given loads of booze and I think security had to step in once when Paul Danan was kicking off trying to fight someone!

Don't you mean Paul "Dangerous" Danan? 🤣🤣 He was awful.

Who is this? Mimi or Uma?

Perhaps I’m not always so good at spotting when works been done if it’s done fairly well but they both look natural to me. Especially Mimi.

Whereas I can really see it on Sam and Harriets face in a more negative way - to the extent they look closer to my age and I’m an older millennial lol .

As I said I’m talking about cosmetic work done so not really including extensions /lashes as I think that’s very different, but even in terms of that actually I’ve only noticed Harriet’s tape extensions so far but yeah no doubt others have visible extensions. Maybe the person doing all the islanders hair is being deliberately sloppy 😆

@CellophaneFlower

Dangerous Danan, hahaha that's exactly who I meant!!!

Dangerous Danan, what a pillock he was!!

I think Joey and Grace really do like each other, theyre so giggly together

I quite like Wil and Uma together, they seem quite natural together rather than the whole “I’d rip your clothes off” forced flirting

Uma prefers white guys apparently so makes sense. Read on twitter.

Nicole has ruined her face 😞

I initially thought Grace was pretty, but the more I look at her the more I think she looks like a young Jocelyn Wildenstein. It's the cheek fillers unfortunately, way too much.